The only time its ok to hit a girl

[PancakeBrah]

What if a woman throws a steak knife at your dick? And it misses but she has four more on the desk and she has this crazy look in her eyes and in her other hand she has your cell phone and she's texting all your bros that you secretly cry during the notebook and she has your favorite hoodie but the windows open and she might throw it out and when you get out of bed she throws another knife and it stabs you in the thigh hitting your femoral artery and then she throws out your cell phone so you cant call 911 then she rips your favorite hoodie up with one of the steak knives then runs to you while your dying on the ground and screams 'HIT ME FAGGOT IF YOURE A MAN YOULL HIT I WANT IT I NEED YOU TO HIT ME HIT ME AND ILL CALL THE AMBULANCE FUCK YOU HIT ME'

Can you hit then or just in the link? Dunno.

[Batty]

Originally Posted by Dancake

What if a woman throws a steak knife at your dick? And it misses but she has four more on the desk and she has this crazy look in her eyes and in her other hand she has your cell phone and she's texting all your bros that you secretly cry during the notebook and she has your favorite hoodie but the windows open and she might throw it out and when you get out of bed she throws another knife and it stabs you in the thigh hitting your femoral artery and then she throws out your cell phone so you cant call 911 then she rips your favorite hoodie up with one of the steak knives then runs to you while your dying on the ground and screams 'HIT ME FAGGOT IF YOURE A MAN YOULL HIT I WANT IT I NEED YOU TO HIT ME HIT ME AND ILL CALL THE AMBULANCE FUCK YOU HIT ME'

Can you hit then or just in the link? Dunno.

If you actually cried during The Notebook, not only do you deserve a brutal death involving steak knives and your dick but also that death is a much more humane than you deserve and should embrace the light as you walk towards it.


If she just lied on the phone about you crying during The Notebook, the argument is moot here as you should immediately discount doublecheck the bitch in the throat with an Undertaker knifehand thrust.