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[El Muffin]

Originally Posted by Dancake

>2014
>be muff
>be getting oil out of ocean
>be on computer
>ceo of oiltech over his shoulder
>midget riding fat cow woman like horse
>"muff ya fired"
>"but why?"
>"cus you only got 4 oils this month and midget cow gif"
>"WHAT EVER WILL I DOOOO"
>posts more on netcees
>posting from obamaphone while fishing for walleye with muffdaddy
>crying tears into ocean while fishing
>oil is on ocean
>muff remembers oil job
>cries more
>oil and tears forming together
>bubbling
>broiling
>crackling
>oil and tears now taking shape of human
>muff is tripping on dmt/mushrooms/oil sock huffing
>thinks its jesus
>jesus says "kill yourself muff"
>muff jumps in ocean
>ironically dies from oil
>father muff catches muff like fish
>big grin photo holding muff like halibut
>mounts muff onto wall
>2016 oil recession
>father muff broke
>father muff puts muff on ebay
>midget in gif is now rich because oil
>buys muff
>rides fat cow woman with muff in fat cow woman's butt

grinning in it café.bust out laughing. fkn co worker lookin at my screen . I keep scrolling when he turns to talk to me. heerharrr

very good cake