Doing something you've never done but could very easily do

[Badweather]

This morning...as I write this actually. I'm having a case of the fuck-its.


Taking a shit in my bathroom, I just decided to light a cigarette and pluck the ashes in the tub. I've never done this before but it's pretty fucking dope. This must be what it feels like to be a homeowner.

Trust I'll be getting my security deposit back.

[Witty]

This is what I call every morning.

Wake up. Coffee. Toilet. Cigarette. Shit. Shower.

Since I was 16.

[uh-oh]

i just ash in the sink and rinse it down

when the ash combines with the hair particles i shave off my head i just pour a whole bottle of draino in it, followed by boiling water

brand newwwwwwww

[Badweather]

This whole experience is new to me. I never smoke inside the house.

[Inno]

you prolly shouldn't.

one day youll walk into your house and you sill smell what I mean lol.

your couches, pillows, toilet paper, walls shit even you cigs will smell stale

[Witty]

Originally Posted by Innovator

you prolly shouldn't.

one day youll walk into your house and you sill smell what I mean lol.

your couches, pillows, toilet paper, walls shit even you cigs will smell stale

I keep my house well aired and have air fresheners in every room and it seems ok, it might smell like smoke a little to people who don't smoke but it's not overly noticeable.

Plus I don't always smoke in my house, only in the morning and if the weather sucks outside.

Which is quite often lol

[Inno]

Originally Posted by Witty

I keep my house well aired and have air fresheners in every room and it seems ok, it might smell like smoke a little to people who don't smoke but it's not overly noticeable.

Plus I don't always smoke in my house, only in the morning and if the weather sucks outside.

Which is quite often lol

word I guesd like that it shoildnt be that bad.
but I lived with 2 other smokers before lol shit was not cool.

id wash my clothes and still smell like stale smoke.
plus I enjoy a breeze with my square.

[uh-oh]

not smoking inside if you are a smoker is basically acknowledging the fact you are a woman

i reek of cigarettes, generic clothes soap, old spice deoderant and superiority.

these are the scents of man

but yea i never understood the whole smoking outside thing if YOU are a smoker, i can understand non smokers, not wanting you to smoke in their crib THO. but word i could never rent from someone if they had a no smoking clause. thats basically some commie SHIT YO. this is america the land of tobacco. i cant smoke in public anymore without being harassed, i should be able to smoke in my own place of residence

[Ghost1]

Uh oh treat dirtbagdom as if its a religion. Smh.

[big baby]

Originally Posted by Witty

I keep my house well aired and have air fresheners in every room and it seems ok, it might smell like smoke a little to people who don't smoke but it's not overly noticeable.

Plus I don't always smoke in my house, only in the morning and if the weather sucks outside.

Which is quite often lol

yes cuz morning happens evey day u stupid fucka mowrun

[Witty]

Originally Posted by BANE BABY

yes cuz morning happens evey day u stupid fucka mowrun

Yes but I did not say i don't smoke in my house every day.

[Hush]

Originally Posted by uh-oh

i just ash in the sink and rinse it down

when the ash combines with the hair particles i shave off my head i just pour a whole bottle of draino in it, followed by boiling water

brand newwwwwwww

Lol
Ur fuxkjng the pipes up

[Badweather]

Originally Posted by uh-oh

not smoking inside if you are a smoker is basically acknowledging the fact you are a woman

i reek of cigarettes, generic clothes soap, old spice deoderant and superiority.

these are the scents of man

but yea i never understood the whole smoking outside thing if YOU are a smoker, i can understand non smokers, not wanting you to smoke in their crib THO. but word i could never rent from someone if they had a no smoking clause. thats basically some commie SHIT YO. this is america the land of tobacco. i cant smoke in public anymore without being harassed, i should be able to smoke in my own place of residence

You trollin'. I'd prefer my house not to smell like an ash tray for 2 reasons


1. I won't be living in this house forever, and I think any new tenants wouldn't appreciate the fact that they're stuck with a stinky house

2. Company wouldn't want to be at my house if it reeked. Especially romantic company.


Your superiority reeks of being single as fuck!

[Certain]

When I smoked a couple cigarettes a day, I not only would go outside, but also had an entire smoking wardrobe: usually a hoodie (to keep my hair covered), T-shirt and sweatpants. I can't stand the smell of old cigarette smoke.

[timeless]

Daily morning routine :

Wake the fuck up
Go back to sleep for 2 mins
Wake the fuck up
Put socks on cus I hate walking without them but hate aleeping with them
Run to the livingroom cus I gotta piss but I want some newport red 100s more
Run to bathroom to piss, drop ciggy along the way
Finish pissing, grab a drink of water from good ol jersey water sink, I live 20miles across the delaware bay from a nuclear plant btw, that happens o dump waste into the bay everyday no problwm. But the water tastes good
Sit on livingrom couch finishing paper or death, downing nuclear drank while thinking how russia will be launching nukes at the US anyday nos
Run to bathroom to shit pure liquid from the mix of budweiser, newcar scent weed, and grey goose, oh and a pack and a half of newport reds within 6 hours
Drink more nuclear water
Contemplate weed
Smoke cig
Smoke weed but cough for 5mins after one hit
Drink more nuke juice
Smoke newport red
Feed two kittens
Go back to sleep

[timeless]

Nothing like a good cig

at work I always said "bout to take a cancer break...whos down for a cancer break?"

Half theae people prolly had relatives die from snoking etc, but followed me on the cancer train outback as I yell fuck yeh to lung cancer

[uh-oh]

Originally Posted by Phil

You trollin'. I'd prefer my house not to smell like an ash tray for 2 reasons


1. I won't be living in this house forever, and I think any new tenants wouldn't appreciate the fact that they're stuck with a stinky house

2. Company wouldn't want to be at my house if it reeked. Especially romantic company.


Your superiority reeks of being single as fuck!

im not concerned with who lives here when im gone, thats just weird

you need to find new company

i don't associate with weirdo yuppies who are offended by cig smoke. i hang with dirtbags and hooligans, i couldnt pull dimes anymore if i was clean cut and didnt smoke, so what does it matter?

i aint out to impress anyone, i'm a man.

[Witty]

Originally Posted by Certain

When I smoked a couple cigarettes a day, I not only would go outside, but also had an entire smoking wardrobe: usually a hoodie (to keep my hair covered), T-shirt and sweatpants. I can't stand the smell of old cigarette smoke.

It seems easier to just not smoke.

Is that why you quit (two a day doesn't really constitute a habit but you know what i mean) or because health?

[El Muffin]

i got a room dedicated to smoking. other than that. i go outside

[Witty]

Sorry should have said addiction instead of habit.