YOU MIGHT BE A DIRT PERSON IF:

[E Tha Real]

You might be a dirt person if.....

If you re-gift sentimental items from family to friends

If you put pictures of your family in frames only when they visit

If you get 20% coupons from bed bath and beyond from your neighbors mailbox or trash

If you learn your friends netflix password and use it, never to pay them and add shit to their queue aswell x2 dirtbag

If you send back seafood and say its too fishy.

[Hush]

No way this dude fucks regularly

[anime_boners]

Originally Posted by VERITAS

repeatedly cross the line past "acceptable porn"

I need a clear cut definition of "acceptable" here...
@VERITAS

[Objective]

Originally Posted by VERITAS

you are over 25 and still smoke weed

you do not have reliable transportation (only because public transportation is unreliable every now and then. I honestly have no need for a car though. There's times where it would be useful, but for the most part it's no bigge so why would I spend 4-6k on the license and another 10 on a car along with tax +++ that adds another 0.5-5k a year on something I don't really need?)

you have a felony conviction (I don't know about this one, got literally caught red handed for graff when I was a youngin'. I guess graffiti = dirt person in your book so I put it in here.)

you look forward to your income tax return (one year I got 3000$ in tax return, who wouldn't love that shit?)

your dietary staple is drugs booze and ramen.

Your favorite movie is scarface (not my favorite, but it's up there.)

you have frequent hangovers

look like a disgusting sloth

If this is what it means to be a dirt person I fucking love to be one.

[Batty]

Scarface is a good ass movie.

[Diode]

Originally Posted by Batty

Scarface is a good ass movie.

(obligatory)

[anime_boners]

Originally Posted by anime_boners

I need a clear cut definition of "acceptable" here...
@VERITAS

[Witty]

Based on the fact that everyone has different 'things' they like, the only real definition of 'acceptable' is 'legal'.

I doubt this is what V meant though.

He's talking of those who dare to be different @anime_boners

[anime_boners]

Originally Posted by Witty

Based on the fact that everyone has different 'things' they like, the only real definition of 'acceptable' is 'legal'.

I doubt this is what V meant though.

He's talking of those who dare to be different @anime_boners

heh

this was going to be my exact argument against whatever his attempt at slandering fetish porn might have been.

witty is good ppls

[Batty]

Originally Posted by Diode

(obligatory)

Then I telepathically remove the hyphen and replace it with larsdick.jpeg

[Dope girl]

Dirt for call me Eddie