YOU MIGHT BE A DIRT PERSON IF:

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You go time periods without a phone bc it is out of minutes N

you have a neck tat N

you have forearm tats N

your hats have stickers still on them Y

you are over 25 and still smoke weed Y

you do not have reliable transportation N

you have a felony conviction N

you still cop J ' s Y

you look forward to your income tax return N

you stay with your parents N

you lie profusely on the internet N

your name is Timothy Erlwein N

your dietary staple is drugs booze and ramen. N

You did not finish high school Y

you always have a *hustle* N

Your ride is trash but your stereo bangs N

you smoke cheap cigarettes Y

you have not worn a tie in the last 5 years Y

you steal from your mother N

you steal from your friends N

You have an air brushed t shirt N

Your favorite movie is scarface N

You consider yourself smarter than others bc of Google Y

you have frequent hangovers N

you know more Than 2 strippers government names N

you steal cable N

your tint is *bubbly* N

ALOT OF THE NO'S, used to be YES'S THO