ITT I tell you why you are a good human/ncg

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Originally Posted by PancakeBrah

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you sir are a gorgeous white specimen, if i was a woman or a gay man you would be my second biggest crush, behind orc. i generally enjoy all your posting habits except for when you get on my boys chyeaahh and veritas. their genius seems out of your patience, which in general is a good thing. everyone likes to have sex, but sex addiction can be debilitating. you seem to hate sex, and by sex i mean veritas and chyeaah and other kooky boarders. that was all a terrible metaphor trying to explain you do not engage them at all which shows you are a good human who doesnt indulge his base desires to entertain idiots.

you also are in good shape. i feel if we wrestled i would have a tough time manhandling you and would have to grab you by the balls. you are probably relatively short of stature, but that is a guess. i would say 5'9'' but i could be wrong, but my point is people that are smaller than me have advantages over me. and since i am the best human there is, that means you are also an amazing human.

i also like that you have knowledge of podcasts somewhat, even tho i've only seen you mention rogan i feel more of a bond with you just knowing you have listened to stuff i have.

you are a good human indeed.