Battle arena ppv - weekly battles to determine who gets the title shots

[Window Taco]

@Allen Knight

Woosah

you bag dimes? you bluffin ock
only fat bitches would say they'd give muffin top
Short simple played and barely effective but it's a halfway decent jab w
You spew lies, i spit actual stuff
& ya names a lie, ain't no way you attackin muff
I like these types of lines, it's one of those very basic very simple lines but it still lands due to its straightforward attack on the nameplay. Nice to see that.
I was gonna go in but fuck it
muff likes another mans hands up his ass like a puppet
Didn't like this line it's extremely played but it's better than muff's extremely played, poorly worded and corny bar 3.
you bring food to extinction, you a hella danger
claimin gangster cause u infatuated with a salt shaker
Nah hated this bar. Muff takes this one easily.
this ol' dick blaster, you suck cock it get sadder
i'll push you down an start stompin ribs like an angry pit master
This is halfway decent but muff takes this closer due to fresher lines

MUFF

15 min . Fuk this took too long

FAGGOT. Youll get stopped in your treads
Ur shit needs Proofreading...n its bout as legible as a rapper that was shot in the head
I didn't like this line at all felt it didn't land in any category and thought the legible play was poorly worded. Woosah takes this bar IMO.
U should have weighed ur options n fled..povertys not much to pardon
My fam raced Greyhounds..u jus race to that station coz ur bus departing
Your family racing greyhounds does not make up for this lacking bar. It needs more sting due to the fact that it's soooo simple and not a direct punch a fake personal.
Fkn tool like Husqvarna. RetardStay payin for hoes throatin
She sed u were a John, Woo..n evrything u do looks like its in slow motion
It's a halfway decent line buts extremely played and corny as hell! And the flows shitty.
The way you Drone on and on..u n fam needs to be taken out
Its called Collateral Damage..which to u is taking 20$ frm ur bank acct
Decent but it is enough to beat woosah's bar.
Nigga you bout as fresh as linda blairs snatch
Named yourself Profit but you seein no return like a fair catch
Funny slightly creative line about Linda Blair but then u ruined it with a played profit line but still your closer was better than Woosah.

Overall, I feel that even though Woosah obviously keyed his verse he was confident and it showed in his verse which helped out his oldish lines a lot. Muff had one slightly creative line but the rest while a bit fresher than woosah's were corny and just didn't hit hard enough. I got it 3 bars to 2 Woosah.

V/Woosah


MUFF 's vote

Windu

Opener ..noooo ..not a defeat line....noooooo

Saquarra bird ..fly in the past. Kind of obscure mythological reference. Not that effective. YOU WUDNT BE FLY IN THE PAST IF U WERE A SAQUARRA BIRD. blah


Ok the next couplet is where it started to pick up.

One tou punch was dope. I like that

Likewise with guerrero /splash. That was dope

Chucky shoes was creative but corny as fuck.

Rare-o = passable. Not huge on segmented nps..specially in this instance

Thas like doin a np on the uaoko in ur name.

Angry orchard= ehhhhhhh

I didnt address this but alot of those setups were cringeworthy js


Touche

Opener kind of run of the mill mention last guy to beat u type line eh

Air bender= dope

Tie the knot played as fuck

Take down losses is nice too. Relevant

Closer is eh ok

2 quotables each

Lotb= equal

Windu had the worst misses though.

And the setups were just rhyming for the sake of rhyming

Daughtered for ex.

Close battle

V/ Touche


WHAT THE FUCK IS THE DIFFERENCE???? Lol