AHAHAHAHA FATLARS IS NO MORE, I BEEN DIETING LIKE CRAZY, NO COKE IN MONTHS, SLIMMED DOWN TO 13 STONE MOTHERFUCKERS! @SlimLars

[Tom Sparks]

Originally Posted by Witty Wonka

Why is it funny?

They are just two different ways of relaying the same information.

How is it not?

If someone started talkin to me bout they tryna lose stones, im thinking this dude gotta kidney problem.. Not thinking this muhfucka referring to some 1700's method of standing on one end of a plank n just putting as many stones as it takes on the next end till the shit evens out

How bout instead of feet and inches, we use midgets for measuring length