WHERE IS EDDIE

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Originally Posted by evil big baby

hows ur teef

HOWS YOURS

OH YOU DON'T GOT ANY YET CUZ YOUR A DUMB ASS BABY

I BET YOU CRY LIKE A FUCKING RETARD OVER NOTHING

I HOPE THEY PUT YOU IN YOUR CRIB AND FORGET ABOUT YOU AND YOU GET YOUR HEAD STUCK BETWEEN TWO WOODEN SLATS AND YOU GROW UP STUCK THERE WITH A STORK FEEDING YOU ITS VOMIT SO YOU DONT DIE AND PISSING YOUR EYES FOR NOURISHMENT. WHEN YOU FINALLY COME OF AGE YOUR PARENTS REMEMBER YOU EXIST AND SELL YOU TO A GUATEMALEN COPPER MINE WHERE YOUR ABNORMALLY LARGE HEAD BALANCES OUT THE MINECARTS SO THEY DON'T SQUEEK BUT INSTEAD OF HELPING OTHERS YOU GET ATTACKED BY GIANT WASPS AND HAVE BARRELS THROWN AT YOU BY GIANT GORILLAS

I AINT MAD