Tag Team IV Magazine (Round III)

[Paradigm]

Reviews

Milk Chocolate [VS] Alpha Omega [Milk Chocolate WINS 5-2]
Dope battle. The best one I've been apart of since I came back to hip hop forums. I hope you guys win the tourney now, good luck. My thoughts when I saw your guys verse was that we were more consistent and had matched up with hay makers. I didn't take into account that we probably had to many nameplays and not enough of a personalized attack. It cost us in the end. I should've deleted a few of Beyonds bars and written some but I got lazy to be honest. Pupil was dope (even tho I'm 2-0 vs Barcotic) and I thought adventure thread was dope to. Good showing from both, in the end Milk Chocolates was more personal and thats what swayed votes in the end.

What the voters had to say...

Originally Posted by Alvin Karpis

consistency was key and i just felt all the np's/misses is what decided the battle

Originally Posted by murda sho

Probably battle of the tourney so far here, props to both teams for bringing heat like a muhfucka, both were consistent with fresh bars or at least fresh flips to concepts, this really just came down to who got more quotes

Originally Posted by Destroyer

this battle was good and close
I think ultimately milk was just a little bit more consistent...
the alpha omega verse read cleaner, but lacked in consistency throughout

Originally Posted by Swerve

Fuck this was a good battle. Battle of the tourney so far...
The deciding factor to me was that one verse was far more personal and direct, while the other had almost an incredible OD on nameplays.

Originally Posted by BROKE LESNAR

I think if AO had a few more personals sprinkled in it would have been a different call.

Conswervation [VS] Nik Bags [Conswerve WINS 6-1]
I thought this battle was pretty dope. When I saw Strikta might actually contribute I didn't get my hopes up since you never know with him. He's a dope writer but I don't see how anyone can really trust him to show for anything. Conswerve came pretty dope though flipping every discussion concept along with Bags vacation onto Nik Bags. The two about Bags were brutal. Bags even wanted to apologize to Nik because of it. Did ill nik-A accept Bags apology? I doubt it. Nik Bags brought the humor but had a few misses that cost them the battle. Good stuff from both but in the end Conswerve got the victory 6-1.

What the voters had to say...

Originally Posted by Paradigm

Dope Battle. This is the best I've read from Swerve.

Originally Posted by murda sho

This battle was pretty consistent on both sides, I got one more quote from Conservation for the edge though, this should go back and forth if it gets more votes though cause it's very close

Originally Posted by Certain

this battle was decided because of the strength of the opening eight, which were better than anything in Nik Bags' verse.

Originally Posted by Orc

I think swerve edges it although his one syllable rhyming is almost enough for me to dock him points...
It just came down to who has more misses and in my opinion it was Nik that just missed a little bit more...

Advanced Placement [VS] Karpnados [Karpnados WINS by no show]
Disappointing that the reigning champions decided not to show. Destroyer came with a decent verse. I thought his verse last round was pretty good. Compared to this one it lacked creativity and wording. It's Destroyer though so of course he brought 1-2 good bars. If Dominate and Aero showed would it have been enough to get the win though? I guess we will never know. Pussy's.

What others had to say...

Originally Posted by Aero

Good verse.

Originally Posted by Blanco Bishop

Fire.

Des might win this on his own.

Dude on a roll.

Originally Posted by murda sho

That verse was crazy Des

Originally Posted by Alvin Karpis

But overall decent verse

Originally Posted by Swerve

Had some bangers in there Des...you old erectile dysfunctional faggot

Audi Boys [VS] Name Pending [Name Pending WINS 5-0]
Audi Boys were a really big disappointment here. A.Knightmare had to key another verse but this round they weren't up against part of the circle jerk crew. Last round he was able to squeak out the victory with some cool concepts but here he came with poorly worded concepts and not the same creativeness we've come to expect from Allen. It sucks Hush decided not to participate in this tourney, Orc could've told him he wouldn't be a good partner based on what happened last tag team tournament. Name Pending did their thing. Alvin with his current event and discussion punches we have come to expect didn't disappoint while murda brought his creativeness here. Especially the closer.

What the voters had to say...

Originally Posted by Blanco Bishop

Frankly i think np took this easily.
Ak most likely keyed this verse n it showed.

Originally Posted by Swerve

Close as hell. Allen felt rushed doing this and I'm pretty sure he wrote most if not all of this by myself cause the wording felt "Allen-Knightish".

Originally Posted by Destroyer

I thought name pending handily took this

Originally Posted by King Karaoke

This was close but I think NP was more consistent...
The personals did the job...

Top Punchlines

Milk Chocolate - King Karaoke and Orc
U should've teamed with Cro or Neigh, either one would've been oh so deadly
U got this shit mastered Bey, y pick a pupil who's worse than the 2 u own already
Get rid of the hooptie and cop a new ride as soon as u get some bread
Shit wouldn't get u from A to B if it was in that choose ur own adventure thread

Alpha Omega - Paradigm and Beyond
Writes every verse on his iphone, never battles solo
there's One Bite Behind Everything he's produced like the Apple Logo
Woman admire my physique, it makes the hookers squirt
the last time anyone had Eyes for O's was wearing a Hooters shirt

Karpnados - Destroyer and Sound
u bitches can't hack it, its just time that u fags quit
too bad it's text, cuz even though sound's gone, I still gotta read ur wack shit

Nik Bags - ill nik-A and Bags
we know bout my partna in Mexico; go & clown it, u rookies
bags got burned... but Strikta’s baby had to stop, drop & roll just to get outta the pussy

Conswerveation - Swerve and Strikta
Mexico wasn’t good to Bags and now Nik’s about to take a hit,
And leave him hooked up to a drip that would match the one coming off of Bags’ dick.
But let’s be frank…you getting laid aint something ever said,
Cause the only time Bags has any options is in a Veritas adventure thread.
Nik got all the J’s in the world.. now try a dunk, playa
You can create off the dribble?... yea, & a dirty spic'll be born 9 months later.

Name Pending - murda sho and Alvin Karpis
Y'all should keep quiet cause we'll never cease fire till u're dead bro
Shots'd hit A B more than playing Street Fighter on Nintendo