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08-27-2014, 08:58 PM
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obsessed
Join Date: Nov 2013
Location: fucka idiyote
Posts: 5,709
Battle Record: Faggot-1
Accomplishments - can recite entirety of shrek 2
Champed - tangoed with spider man behind scenes in spider-man 2
- was candidate for gerber baby 3x
- smush parker like bb comment on instagram saying "u fucka suck idiyote"
- smush beer on head and didn't cry
- parallel parked in between 2 ferrari's in tonky truck once
- when saying pledge of allegiance i said "i don't" lmao deadass bb satan
- won tshirt from taco bell saying "taco cat" is the same backwards for filling out 500 surveys in a
- neighbor house caught on fire i call FIRE department and saved lives, was in newspaper
- set neighbor house on fire lmao
- fuck neighbor husband and wife
- first fish caught resembled david ortiz
- colin kaepernick
- related to genghis khan
- elected assistant to the vice president assistant to the president for regional chess club
- never lost game of hide and seek
Rep Power: 8599682    |
wanna do a jumbo big bb 1 but 2 lazy very vert tire. short ones like vul
DUDE LOOKS LIKE BILL NYE APPLIANCE GUY, LOOKING LIKE YOU DONT EVEN USE DISHWASHER TO CLEAN UTENSILS, YOU JUST CLEAN THE GUNK OFF WITH YOUR TONGUE YOU CREEPY HAIRED FUCK. LOOKING LIKE TEH DUDE FROM SCARY MOVIE. THINKS SECOND BASE IS THE CARBON BASED SIDE OF THE PERIODICAL TABLE. LOOKING LIKE A PARAKEET.
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