THE OPEN MIC CYPHER

Pharaohs Army · 08-20-2014, 06:45 PM

i got some one liners for ya.. a fun time if nothing else..
the next 1 is the only 1 i wrote ahead of time.. the other ones are ok i hope but yes i do have better lines..
..police brutality recently resulted in 2 or 3 casualties..
accuweather is an oxymoron.. often times they could not possibly be more wrong..
blistering diatribes, are often the result of intrinsic biases..
i been banished to a rhyme asylum,, on a tiny island..
religion is stupid.. Jewish are stupid Muslims are stupid and Christians are stupid..
polytheists are stupid too, but i don't see too much of them in the news..
i am so arrogant that to outsiders it might look like an embarrassment, when i share my shit..
we all hate stress but yet we still have to bust our ass for paychecks lest we take on debt and have to pay it back..
fine print is tiny isn't it?..
a smart mod, wondered why i messaged him with large font..
people with caps lock i bet as children they were mean in the sandbox..
sorry my keyboard has been the subject line like the last 20 times..
i would quit porn if there wasn't always something different to find, and i would quit pussy if it didn't feel good when i put my dick in every time..
i quit tetrahydrocannabinol; oh well we can't have it all..
a good reason to turn on the HDTV-will be football season..
someone tell those refs a shoulder to the chest is not a helmet to the head!..
i don't know what a battle is.. i ride a horse of discourse without knowing where the saddle is.
(i)just googled "paladin".. and there's no way i could have it fit.
people shouldn't make fun of France that might be the place they find their one true romance..
ever since i was born, it feels like being conscious, is a chore..
one'a these days i'm gonna make a list of phrases i hate with reasons fer each, and some'a them might be in this speech

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08-20-2014, 06:45 PM	#1
Pharaohs Army Banned Join Date: Aug 2014 Posts: 2,956 Battle Record: 6 - 14 Rep Power: 0	i got some one liners for ya.. a fun time if nothing else.. the next 1 is the only 1 i wrote ahead of time.. the other ones are ok i hope but yes i do have better lines.. ..police brutality recently resulted in 2 or 3 casualties.. accuweather is an oxymoron.. often times they could not possibly be more wrong.. blistering diatribes, are often the result of intrinsic biases.. i been banished to a rhyme asylum,, on a tiny island.. religion is stupid.. Jewish are stupid Muslims are stupid and Christians are stupid.. polytheists are stupid too, but i don't see too much of them in the news.. i am so arrogant that to outsiders it might look like an embarrassment, when i share my shit.. we all hate stress but yet we still have to bust our ass for paychecks lest we take on debt and have to pay it back.. fine print is tiny isn't it?.. a smart mod, wondered why i messaged him with large font.. people with caps lock i bet as children they were mean in the sandbox.. sorry my keyboard has been the subject line like the last 20 times.. i would quit porn if there wasn't always something different to find, and i would quit pussy if it didn't feel good when i put my dick in every time.. i quit tetrahydrocannabinol; oh well we can't have it all.. a good reason to turn on the HDTV-will be football season.. someone tell those refs a shoulder to the chest is not a helmet to the head!.. i don't know what a battle is.. i ride a horse of discourse without knowing where the saddle is. (i)just googled "paladin".. and there's no way i could have it fit. people shouldn't make fun of France that might be the place they find their one true romance.. ever since i was born, it feels like being conscious, is a chore.. one'a these days i'm gonna make a list of phrases i hate with reasons fer each, and some'a them might be in this speech