meh...keep practicing (site diss)

[oats]

@Paradigm's punches are always pussy, steady bringing the weakest antics
But shit if you fight like you write, you definitely got the reach advantage
LOL if you think you won, blind to the hate-votes and cowardice spewed
funny you send messages across the board and…somehow got props for a punch straight from 2002
still we accepted it like men - a loss would fuck your worst day up
but if people actually read, Coats they’ll…see how forced and terrible that wordplay was
shit I’ve been doing this for too long, my list of accolades is straight embarrassing
then there’s you - active for over a decade and still a nobody everywhere you been
he feels lucky Bey let him be his omega, pretending he’s done somethin
but clearly Bey is giving Par a D…since you’re just a cheap one of him

everyone thinks they're the illest, it's weak. y'all are ridiculous geeks
oats the most vicious of beasts. this is just shits and giggles to me
ahem.

@Aero fucks bitches? Ha, that ugly fuck is dumb fake
If a chick calls aero the apex, it's cuz he's got the face of a gorilla and she dumped him after one date
but @Beyond is another story, pounding vag is nothing new to him
Yeah he pulls chicks...into an alley after he sneaks them a couple rufilin
Allen K’s a boss and a vet, slaved for years to earn his rep as a monster at text
so he changed to @A.Knightmare…when he woke up and realized he got slaughtered by a topical head
scared of a verse where he can’t call others faggots, like we don’t suspect him
someone @Veritas to verify - that shit is called projection
speaking of, he says he's The Mind Assassin like he has reason to boast
But it's true - my brain cells look like they killed themselves when I'm done reading his posts
@ill nik-A’s white as fuck, frontin like he’s hood - when beef sparks he bombs first
Nik’ll back ANYONE...is what he asks his friends when he puts his denim jacket on and goes to his favorite concerts
why do you guys defend him? nik comes off as such a whiny wimp
hearing that cuban cry baby so much you’d think BB spent the night with his wife again
usually I get at @Bags somewhere, this time maybe I’ve just gone soft
I guess I have nothing left to say…except “2-0 faggot, fuck off"

[Scripter]

LMFAO sweet!!!!

[PancakeBrah]

Bodybag

@Paradigm to thread to attend his own funeral

[Paradigm]

Originally Posted by oats

@Paradigm's punches are always pussy, steady bringing the weakest antics
But shit if you fight like you write, you definitely got the reach advantage
LOL Witty. prolly one of the best 'reach' lines ive read
LOL if you think you won, blind to the hate-votes and cowardice spewed
funny you send messages across the board and…somehow got props for a punch straight from 2002
No one liked the personal flip to it but word lol, tbh i was surprised you guys got one vote funny how that works out
still we accepted it like men - a loss would fuck your worst day up
but if people actually read, Coats they’ll…see how forced and terrible that wordplay was
this is ok but his wasnt forced
shit I’ve been doing this for too long, my list of accolades is straight embarrassing
then there’s you - active for over a decade and still a nobody everywhere you been
except for the people in the HoF that ive beaten here etc sooo nope
he feels lucky Bey let him be his omega, pretending he’s done somethin
but clearly Bey is giving Par a D…since you’re just a cheap one of him
Extremely played on me lol sorry

everyone thinks they're the illest, it's weak. y'all are ridiculous geeks
oats the most vicious of beasts. this is just shits and giggles to me
ahem.

@Aero fucks bitches? Ha, that ugly fuck is dumb fake
If a chick calls aero the apex, it's cuz he's got the face of a gorilla and she dumped him after one date
LOL,someone did this already but still good
but @Beyond is another story, pounding vag is nothing new to him
Yeah he pulls chicks...into an alley after he sneaks them a couple rufilin
lol nice
Allen K’s a boss and a vet, slaved for years to earn his rep as a monster at text
so he changed to @A.Knightmare…when he woke up and realized he got slaughtered by a topical head
LOL dope
scared of a verse where he can’t call others faggots, like we don’t suspect him
someone @Veritas to verify - that shit is called projection
lol
speaking of, he says he's The Mind Assassin like he has reason to boast
But it's true - my brain cells look like they killed themselves when I'm done reading his posts
nah weak
@ill nik-A’s white as fuck, frontin like he’s hood - when beef sparks he bombs first
Nik’ll back ANYONE...is what he asks his friends when he puts his denim jacket on and goes to his favorite concerts
a little stretched but good hit
why do you guys defend him? nik comes off as such a whiny wimp
hearing that cuban cry baby so much you’d think BB spent the night with his wife again
LOL funny
usually I get at @Bags somewhere, this time maybe I’ve just gone soft
I guess I have nothing left to say…except “2-0 faggot, fuck off"

2nd half was a lot better than the stuff aimed at me tbh. good stuff though wished more people did this around here makes things a lot more interesting. props.

[Diode]

Originally Posted by Paradigm

2nd half was a lot better than the stuff aimed at me tbh.

lol

lolllllllllllllllllll

can i get a witness to this

hahahahahahahahaha

[Blanco Bishop]

Nice.

[Certain]

One thing that never will resonate: saying a line used against you is played. It's only played if the voter thinks it's played. Period.

I liked the top half more than the bottom half. A little more than half of the lines hit overall.

[big baby]

paradigm is ass and he got obliterated good stuff oats i havent even read yet but im sure i will say that

[big baby]

It's funny, dude says stretched when the syllable count is equal or the same to others. Proof that he has a tape measure out and is measuring each stanza. I mean, if someone comes out with a new form of writing and they're clearly the best at it because no one does it; it doesn't mean they're a better writer, just means they're better at their unpopular, regressed form of writing. That's what text battling is.

Also, I liked this. Waiting for a few people to come in here and swing their tiny text dicks around which I will obliterate, but well done, bud.

[Ghost1]

Only read my bar

U beat me when i was a child. IM A MAN IN THE TEXT GAME NOW. A MAN U MUTHERFUCKER.

[DexLabb]

Oh my word did Oats just go ham 5000? something not boring posting in open mic? whaaat????

[King Ra.]

oats on that surfboard, wave flow, kill shit. Lol. This was dope as fuck.

[dead man]

i have never seen 'par a D' in all these years so that was really impressive as far as name plays go. the entire line was clever as well and hit on a personal level.

mind assassin / brain cells was cool. but all in all i have to disagree with kin and say the first segment far outweighed the second in terms of witty punchlines and personal attacks.


word

[Nova]

nice.

wanna see the replies.

[oats]

Originally Posted by Bags

Only read my bar

U beat me when i was a child. IM A MAN IN THE TEXT GAME NOW. A MAN U MUTHERFUCKER.

ukno I luh u