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08-13-2014, 03:34 PM
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Arm the Homeless
Join Date: Jan 2013
Posts: 4,102
Battle Record: 22-24
Champed - Art of Writing League
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This thread is why I'm not married. I can't trust anybody.
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08-13-2014, 03:39 PM
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Lime Life
Join Date: Jan 2013
Posts: 16,978
Battle Record: 30-41
Accomplishments - Only Slightly Retarded
Champed - Lyric Olympics
- Summer Classic
Rep Power: 85235118 |
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Most people are disloyal by force of habit...we are a selfish species.
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He listens to voices inside of his mind
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08-13-2014, 03:44 PM
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Arm the Homeless
Join Date: Jan 2013
Posts: 4,102
Battle Record: 22-24
Champed - Art of Writing League
Rep Power: 35079722 |
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From my experience the closer I've gotten to a person the further we drifted apart. All of the little things we did just started to annoy the other person to death. I'll get married when I'm thirty. That's the perfect time, I think. |
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08-13-2014, 04:49 PM
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obsessed
Join Date: Nov 2013
Location: fucka idiyote
Posts: 5,709
Battle Record: Faggot-1
Accomplishments - can recite entirety of shrek 2
Champed - tangoed with spider man behind scenes in spider-man 2
- was candidate for gerber baby 3x
- smush parker like bb comment on instagram saying "u fucka suck idiyote"
- smush beer on head and didn't cry
- parallel parked in between 2 ferrari's in tonky truck once
- when saying pledge of allegiance i said "i don't" lmao deadass bb satan
- won tshirt from taco bell saying "taco cat" is the same backwards for filling out 500 surveys in a
- neighbor house caught on fire i call FIRE department and saved lives, was in newspaper
- set neighbor house on fire lmao
- fuck neighbor husband and wife
- first fish caught resembled david ortiz
- colin kaepernick
- related to genghis khan
- elected assistant to the vice president assistant to the president for regional chess club
- never lost game of hide and seek
Rep Power: 8599682  |
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08-13-2014, 05:00 PM
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Arm the Homeless
Join Date: Jan 2013
Posts: 4,102
Battle Record: 22-24
Champed - Art of Writing League
Rep Power: 35079722 |
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I don't actually want to fight you, mustachio. Beardichio and mustachio can be allies. Don't be Kobe. |
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