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obsessed
Join Date: Nov 2013
Location: fucka idiyote
Posts: 5,709
Battle Record: Faggot-1
Accomplishments - can recite entirety of shrek 2
Champed - tangoed with spider man behind scenes in spider-man 2
- was candidate for gerber baby 3x
- smush parker like bb comment on instagram saying "u fucka suck idiyote"
- smush beer on head and didn't cry
- parallel parked in between 2 ferrari's in tonky truck once
- when saying pledge of allegiance i said "i don't" lmao deadass bb satan
- won tshirt from taco bell saying "taco cat" is the same backwards for filling out 500 surveys in a
- neighbor house caught on fire i call FIRE department and saved lives, was in newspaper
- set neighbor house on fire lmao
- fuck neighbor husband and wife
- first fish caught resembled david ortiz
- colin kaepernick
- related to genghis khan
- elected assistant to the vice president assistant to the president for regional chess club
- never lost game of hide and seek
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i put windex bottle inher hair tiny one so it get sucks and laugh dumb idiyote then pretend 2 have aphonec all for her then shove it in her mouf when she go for it i say NOBODY DERE LMAO! she muffling through big telephone in mofu she like bb plz wut i do i say STFU idiyote then throw her off bb crib and she like ahhhh boom splat on floor she like bb wtf then i get off with my blanket tied to top of crib and smash her in2 ground like IDIYOTE then take windex bottle and spray her eyes and is aid SQUEAKY FUCKA CLEAN HERE BB!! and smash open cabinet she hiding with rattle i say EHREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES MUSTACHIOOOOO SHE LIKE BB PLZ crying lik lil BITCH then i smash open and beat with rattle till blodo everywhere under sink cabinet JUST BLOOD BLODO EVERYWHER then drain the blood with sink den i give her lil towel like in rush hour 1 wen he kill fake juntao and say
"wipe ya self off man, u dead" |
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