I paralyzed a coworker today

[dull boy]

Originally Posted by big baby

youre probably gonna be fired for unsafety. LMAO

I was given a medal for my quick response and calm demeanor under pressure. My coworkers carried me away on their shoulders like a hero. I saved a life today. Dug him out of the bags like a buried miner and applied first aid safety I learned from cable television. He's being painted as young and dumb; thinking he's immortal and can hold 2,000lbs up.

The last guy who held his position here quit, was admitted to a psych ward, checked himself out and then blew his brains out 3 days later. His funeral was last Friday.