my dad saw me lookin at nudes - Page 2

Split · 03-27-2013, 01:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Nigma

I'm sure he's secretly proud of you, he's just as embarrassed as you are

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Originally Posted by cakecakecake

One time my uncle walked in on me jerking off as a young teen.

It's awkward whenever there is a family get together.

He knows me more than I know myself.

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Originally Posted by Malachi

All he saw was screen.

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Originally Posted by Malachi

He told my mom, I'm gonna kill myself.

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Originally Posted by Malachi

FuCK MY LIFE

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Strikta · 03-27-2013, 01:06 AM

lmao

Charge that shit to the game man.

Utmost · 03-27-2013, 01:07 AM

haha, hit you with that poof pow surprise. BET he was creeping for a session himself. He knew what time it was

PancakeBrah · 03-27-2013, 01:10 AM

To be real, though. It's not that big of a deal.

Your dad is just a dude. He knows what it's like to want to see some online titties.

you're overreacting.

in fact,

I'm sure your dad is looking at some virtual titties as we speak.

PancakeBrah · 03-27-2013, 01:10 AM

Power Move:

Try and walk in on your mom and dad having sex.

What's good for the goose is good for the gander.

Split · 03-27-2013, 01:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Utmost

haha, hit you with that poof pow surprise. BET he was creeping for a session himself. He knew what time it was

o no

Utmost · 03-27-2013, 01:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cakecakecake

Power Move:

Try and walk in on your mom and dad having sex.

What's good for the goose is good for the gander.

Cake, tryna scar you for life!

Fig · 03-27-2013, 01:14 AM

Dude, you dont think your mom is flicking the bean as we speak? Theyre not really trippin on your spank sessions. Theyll laugh about it, but thats about it.

Malachi · 03-27-2013, 01:14 AM

Yo why he tell tho man ugh

PancakeBrah · 03-27-2013, 01:20 AM

Your mom understands too.

Malachi · 03-27-2013, 01:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Figurative

Dude, you dont think your mom is flicking the bean as we speak? Theyre not really trippin on your spank sessions. Theyll laugh about it, but thats about it.

Nope when my dad told her it sounded like anger

03-27-2013, 01:29 AM

I have been caught numerous times by my mum as a teen. Once she saw me and froze for like 2 seconds before I aw her and stopped, now think how I felt, all she could say in a timid voice was "what?". I immediately buried my head and she walked out. But she played it like a champ and pretended it didnt happen and began conversing normally after 10 minutes.

~RustyGunZ~ · 03-27-2013, 01:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cakecakecake

Power Move:

Try and walk in on your mom and dad having sex.

What's good for the goose is good for the gander.

lmaaaoo

a bold move indeed, but played right could give you the upper hand

03-27-2013, 01:41 AM

no its a bad move, why would you want to see your dads cock thrusting into your mothers vagina?

it will scar you for life

~RustyGunZ~ · 03-27-2013, 01:42 AM

u dont look at it u just open the door and turn ur head to the ceiling and make a fuss

Split · 03-27-2013, 01:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Masaii

no its a bad move, why would you want to see your dads cock thrusting into your mothers vagina?

it will scar you for life

gone

Malachi · 03-27-2013, 01:57 AM

I think I heard my dad groaning weirding loud. Bedroom door closed.

That alone almost made me vomit

03-27-2013, 01:59 AM

I saw my parents when I was 11.

I dont wanna talk about it

Vulgar · 03-27-2013, 02:00 AM

"I think there are ghosts in the house."

"Oh..."

03-27-2013, 02:03 AM

"mum are you sick I can hear you making funny noises?"

"Oh..."

03-27-2013, 01:10 AM	#24
PancakeBrah SOBER Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 12,480 Battle Record: 2-5 Champed - AOWL Season 2 Rep Power: 85899407	To be real, though. It's not that big of a deal. Your dad is just a dude. He knows what it's like to want to see some online titties. you're overreacting. in fact, I'm sure your dad is looking at some virtual titties as we speak. __________________ Netcees 2025 Revivalist Movement Founder

03-27-2013, 01:10 AM	#25
PancakeBrah SOBER Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 12,480 Battle Record: 2-5 Champed - AOWL Season 2 Rep Power: 85899407	Power Move: Try and walk in on your mom and dad having sex. What's good for the goose is good for the gander. __________________ Netcees 2025 Revivalist Movement Founder

03-27-2013, 01:14 AM	#28
Fig Om Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 6,461 Battle Record: 8-16 Rep Power: 84181562	Dude, you dont think your mom is flicking the bean as we speak? Theyre not really trippin on your spank sessions. Theyll laugh about it, but thats about it. __________________ BIRDHORSE 8-15

03-27-2013, 01:14 AM	#29
Malachi Negus Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 2,529 Battle Record: 5-10 Champed - Newbie Tourney VI Rep Power: 82877410	Yo why he tell tho man ugh __________________ Seen the spectrum through the prisms

03-27-2013, 01:20 AM	#30
PancakeBrah SOBER Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 12,480 Battle Record: 2-5 Champed - AOWL Season 2 Rep Power: 85899407	Your mom understands too. __________________ Netcees 2025 Revivalist Movement Founder

03-27-2013, 01:06 AM	#22
Strikta 39 NS, lost in votes once Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 11,242 Battle Record: 32-40 Champed - Time to Kill X - Write Week III Rep Power: 84181452	lmao Charge that shit to the game man.

03-27-2013, 01:07 AM	#23
Utmost Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 322 Battle Record: 13-19 Champed - 1-2 Punch League Rep Power: 4320636	haha, hit you with that poof pow surprise. BET he was creeping for a session himself. He knew what time it was

03-27-2013, 01:29 AM	#32
Masaii Guest Posts: n/a	I have been caught numerous times by my mum as a teen. Once she saw me and froze for like 2 seconds before I aw her and stopped, now think how I felt, all she could say in a timid voice was "what?". I immediately buried my head and she walked out. But she played it like a champ and pretended it didnt happen and began conversing normally after 10 minutes.

03-27-2013, 01:41 AM	#34
Masaii Guest Posts: n/a	no its a bad move, why would you want to see your dads cock thrusting into your mothers vagina? it will scar you for life

03-27-2013, 01:42 AM	#35
~RustyGunZ~ (ง'̀-'́)ง Join Date: Nov 2015 Posts: 15,844 Battle Record: 52-28 Accomplishments -50+ wins Champed -Summer Classic VIII -Netcees Battle League -BA Picture -BA TagTeam -Fight Night Cypher I -Fight Night XXXV -Key Grand Prix 2018 1/2 Rep Power: 85899406	u dont look at it u just open the door and turn ur head to the ceiling and make a fuss

03-27-2013, 01:57 AM	#37
Malachi Negus Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 2,529 Battle Record: 5-10 Champed - Newbie Tourney VI Rep Power: 82877410	I think I heard my dad groaning weirding loud. Bedroom door closed. That alone almost made me vomit __________________ Seen the spectrum through the prisms

03-27-2013, 01:59 AM	#38
Masaii Guest Posts: n/a	I saw my parents when I was 11. I dont wanna talk about it

03-27-2013, 02:00 AM	#39
Vulgar Razor-thin derision Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 4,422 Battle Record: 40-25 Accomplishments - OM HOF Champed - Fight Night LIV - Gimmick Battle League (2x) - Write Week II - Art of Writing League - Storytelling And Topical Invitational Tournament - STI - Haiku Writer Challenge - GWL Picture Challenge(2x) Rep Power: 49604320	"I think there are ghosts in the house." "Oh..."

03-27-2013, 02:03 AM	#40
Masaii Guest Posts: n/a	"mum are you sick I can hear you making funny noises?" "Oh..."

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