Week 11: 5. Perpendicular (1-0) vs. 6. Frank (7-3) \\ Frank wins 5-3

[Frank]

Fertility stared at her appearance in the Wall Mart window reflecting a mess
As she fixed her weave into a pony tail, tying the knot on the extension on her head
Under deadly duress, Fertility stood outside of Wall Mart and regrettably wept
The Wall Mart window was in perfect assembly and yet, her life resembled a wreck
Fake eyelashes fluttered as she stood outside the Wall Mart unquestionably upset..
Questioning her self, questioning destiny, questioning men, questioning sex
Fertility thought of her partners and X off boxes in her head mentally checked
It couldn't be Victor, she wasn't with Frank, is it potentially Ted's'?
Her lipstick smeared onto her white teeth bleached in dentistry crest
As her orange tan faded back slowly into a pale, melanin less death
Down her elegant dress it dripped in the high 70's temp of west Beverly Hills where all the celebrities met
Fertility looked into the Wall Mart window at her botched nose job, bended correct
Her silicone lips heavily pressed, mouthing the words "Jeffery" "Wesley" "Ben"
Tremendously stressed, ecstasy in her sweat
The density of her breast made her lean forwards as she read in the red
And fainted falling on her silicone ass full of fat injection from the depth in her legs
She had underwent millions of dollars worth of surgery from her neck to her chest
She always wanted a kid but first a career and successfully not one unexpectedly bred
Plop a kid in front of the television and put Sesame on the set
And call yourself a mother while the nanny runs the family weren't ethics she'd respect
Fertility dreamt of chemistry but instead she relentlessly slept
Around Hollywood until it sent her to the Wallmart aisle on an integrity quest
She flexibly bent onto a stick she held with fake nails, as she pissed directly in the parking lot between a Bentley and a Lex.
'It says it detects heredity after 20 minutes and it's about 97 percent'
She stood up sentimentally spent devilishly dressed
Steadily, she crept to the Wall Mart doors - breathlessly vexed
Her blue color contact lenses were drenched as she went to the desk
"I think theirs a discrepancy with this' she said with her fake accent and her Yorkie clenched to her chest
The store clerk shook the stick and said:
"It is indispensably, incontestably correct"
She walked out of Wall Mart and her implant popped like the condom and made a mess of her dress
It's time to prove yourself, you just passed your pregnancy test