Found a gloryhole at this piece of shit bar

Strikta · 05-08-2014, 12:58 PM

Straight up, it was duck taped out waiting for me to use it.. arrows pointing to it & shit.

U gotta drop a dub thru it & wait up to 5 minutes.. from what I read on the wall anyways.

Asked the bartender chick about it & she just kinda smirked & said u can gon' & do that if u want to, but I wouldn't recommend it.

Fuck that, I gotta SEE what's about to suck my cock... she did say it's a woman that works it.. but didn't say much else. No gay shit. I was specific about that.

Never done this b4. Iono yo.

anime_boners · 05-08-2014, 01:05 PM

there's dude back there. bet.

you are being trolled.

do not put dick there.

Neighbor · 05-08-2014, 01:06 PM

*subbed*

Swerve · 05-08-2014, 01:07 PM

You're not a faggot if you don't see him sucking yo dick.

Now tell yourself that 3 times and prepare for a mouth with oral herpes.

Strikta · 05-08-2014, 01:07 PM

Nah, I need to see what's handling da monster.. I'm not sticking my dick thru there unless I know it's a semi-hot broad.

veritas · 05-08-2014, 01:11 PM

wait wait wait Tim...

either you do not have a monster, or you have the flexibility of 90yr old arthritic russian peasant woman...to have been unable to suck your own dick when you tried to.

fair enough?

dyedinthewool · 05-08-2014, 01:15 PM

this disturbed me. i didn't know that was real. i thought it was just in really cheesy porn.

in my mind, that could never end well. i'm sorry but what if whoever is on the other side bites it off? i don't know. i don't stick your peter in there. dont do it just dont

what if she has no teeth?
or too many of them?

no just dont

Wise Wiggles · 05-08-2014, 01:18 PM

y'all some fucking pussies

Allen Knight · 05-08-2014, 01:23 PM

Lmaoo Wat if someone just punched ur shit hard as fuck took ur money an dip lmaoo

Hush · 05-08-2014, 01:24 PM

Strik plz save the site

veritas · 05-08-2014, 01:27 PM

Tim aint got no money.

Swerve · 05-08-2014, 01:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Allen Knight

Lmaoo Wat if someone just punched ur shit hard as fuck took ur money an dip lmaoo

lmfaoooooooooo

Chyeahhh!!! · 05-08-2014, 02:06 PM

It was a bar till this piece of shit walked in.

Get AIDS for real boi

anime_boners · 05-08-2014, 02:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hush

Strik plz save the site

lmfao @ stick your cock in there for boarding sake

I actually second this notion, and add the idea that you live blog it here as it happens

Batty · 05-08-2014, 02:11 PM

Who was asking about where has Detour been?

Small price to pay to find out.

Split · 05-08-2014, 02:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dyedinthewool

this disturbed me. i didn't know that was real. i thought it was just in really cheesy porn.

You watch your tongue. That is the highest quality porn

Batty · 05-08-2014, 02:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Split Eight

You watch your tongue. That is the highest quality porn

If you wanna see the glory hole goat, look up Mary Jane Johnson.

Chyeahhh!!! · 05-08-2014, 02:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Batty

Who was asking about where has Detour been?

Small price to pay to find out.

I said cot DAYUM

Split · 05-08-2014, 02:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Batty

If you wanna see the glory hole goat, look up Mary Jane Johnson.

"goat" in this context is a huge red flag for me

Ghost1 · 05-08-2014, 02:33 PM

Looooooool

Ayo.

Surely uve atuck ur dick in worse things.

Do it. Then post results. Were are all behind u here.

05-08-2014, 12:58 PM	#1
Strikta 39 NS, lost in votes once Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 11,242 Battle Record: 32-40 Champed - Time to Kill X - Write Week III Rep Power: 84181452	Found a gloryhole at this piece of shit bar Straight up, it was duck taped out waiting for me to use it.. arrows pointing to it & shit. U gotta drop a dub thru it & wait up to 5 minutes.. from what I read on the wall anyways. Asked the bartender chick about it & she just kinda smirked & said u can gon' & do that if u want to, but I wouldn't recommend it. Fuck that, I gotta SEE what's about to suck my cock... she did say it's a woman that works it.. but didn't say much else. No gay shit. I was specific about that. Never done this b4. Iono yo.

05-08-2014, 01:05 PM	#2
anime_boners Bisky-chama <3 Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 3,082 Battle Record: 0-1 Rep Power: 85899389	there's dude back there. bet. you are being trolled. do not put dick there. __________________ anime boners - pronounced with a long I and a silent e. jsyk

05-08-2014, 01:06 PM	#3
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05-08-2014, 01:18 PM	#8
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05-08-2014, 01:15 PM	#7
dyedinthewool green eggs and damn Join Date: Feb 2014 Location: northeast Posts: 786 Battle Record: 1-4 Rep Power: 18308781	this disturbed me. i didn't know that was real. i thought it was just in really cheesy porn. in my mind, that could never end well. i'm sorry but what if whoever is on the other side bites it off? i don't know. i don't stick your peter in there. dont do it just dont what if she has no teeth? or too many of them? no just dont

05-08-2014, 01:23 PM	#9
Allen Knight Foreva us, neva them. Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 9,176 Battle Record: 106-34 Accomplishments - Hall of Fame Champed - Key to Greatness I - BA Cypher Tournament - Tag Team Tournament I - Fight Night LXXVI - Time to Kill V - Fight Night LXXX - 1-2 Punch League - Fight Night Cypher II - Key Grand Prix IV - NBL Cypher (7x) - Throwdown Cypher - Netcees Battle League (2x) - BA Cypher III - Fight Night 1 - Tag Team Tournament V Rep Power: 85899401	Lmaoo Wat if someone just punched ur shit hard as fuck took ur money an dip lmaoo __________________ C.O.B The Bad Guys.

05-08-2014, 01:24 PM	#10
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05-08-2014, 02:06 PM	#13
Chyeahhh!!! Saul Paul Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: remote location with a remote weapon station Posts: 6,398 Battle Record: 16-26 Rep Power: 1663351	It was a bar till this piece of shit walked in. Get AIDS for real boi __________________ KNOW YOUR MAKER BEFORE YOU'RE MADE TO I know the ledge, his sister's a jumpoff

05-08-2014, 02:11 PM	#15
Batty that nigga Join Date: Dec 2013 Location: trailer house Posts: 2,739 Rep Power: 85899385	Who was asking about where has Detour been? Small price to pay to find out.

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