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[Passenger]

Originally Posted by El Pancake

general ultimatum to the board;

i am either a steroid abusing masaii

-or-

im a hipster pseudo-intellectual

i can't fight a two-front war anymore. make your decision.

then stop trying be both faggot. i don't decide if you're a faggot, u wake up every morning deciding that after u do your daily steroid injections and u drink ur hoetein shakes like the el pancake fitness faggot u are. i understand u wanna be bags's yes man every thread u go into but grow some balls. when it comes to boarding, ur holding son's gym bag 24/7 with hopes one day u can be him. & he's a fat faggot so ur gonna have to stop with the ass injections and leave ur gym- fagternity lifestyle behind to become the "troll" internet icon u hope to be "El Pancake". or should i call u Danny boy. ur not even a high lvl boarder. u are apart of the problem of why this NC isn't like the old, funny shit. but u'll deny this. guarantee u will. u couldn't bench press a fucking clue. don't address me Danny, just cause u see ur little manfriend fanthony aka fags tryna be the G that that Pennsylvanian pussy wishes he was doesn't mean u speak towards me w/ clarity in ya txt. u gon try and speak towards the almighty DLB like u suddenly got clout, not even amongst your topical peers is that acceptable. ur banished to the dungeon until further notice

[Passenger]

Originally Posted by El Pancake

Of all the paragraphs of butthurt I've ever read you are the only anal prolapse I've ever seen on a message board.

You are a faggot. Everyone says everyone is a faggot. I mean it here. Bags is my kindred boarder. I respect his skills as an orator and as a texter. I am not ashamed of this. At my peak, he is my only equal. Game recognizes game. You don't understand this because you're busy making threads about being a feminist. You're busy about changing your name to Coogi Sweater Swag like it's ironic when in all reality you probably picked the cotton for that sweater while calling the other slaves niggas with a hard -er. You're not a house nigga, you're the dude who sucked at picking cotton and didn't have the smarts to live that lifestyle. You are the origin of the 'hater' culture. You looked at the house nigger and got jealous. You're Nephew David, the sequel to Uncle Tom that sold half the copies. You're Uncle Tom's and Aunt Jemima's aborted fetus. You're a disgrace to black people and males. You invited me to Arizona on some friendship shit (don't deny it David). Bags ethered you off the site and you came back as a neutered Bill Cosby. Fuck outta here coon.

i told u to come to AZ and i got u w/ some AZ pussy. that was like a facebook friend request to u. but what's figured from the 19 time topical champ princess pancake. funny how u try to brag about bags' "accomplishments" like their ur own, pussy. ur nothing to me danny, u even try hard to use every little joke bags made dissing me like u haven't heard it before. the jock riding is hard in North Dakota i see. ur just plain boring like ur state tho, Panny. you've been living white priveledged your whole life so don't even act like u have had hardships financially. u spend ya parents money on coke and blow at ur age to impress ur frat cracker homies like the honky crackerjack faggot white boy "i saw this on 8 Mile" piece of shit u are. ur a natural born dweeb too, danny. u can get the accomodation LULZ from bags but ur not notable at anything but backseat driving and cheerleading on the sidelines. u supposed to be a grown ass man, but i see the insecure bitch in u

[PancakeBrah]

Originally Posted by Coogi Sweater Swag

i told u to come to AZ and i got u w/ some AZ pussy. that was like a facebook friend request to u. but what's figured from the 19 time topical champ princess pancake. funny how u try to brag about bags' "accomplishments" like their ur own, pussy. ur nothing to me danny, u even try hard to use every little joke bags made dissing me like u haven't heard it before. the jock riding is hard in North Dakota i see. ur just plain boring like ur state tho, Panny. you've been living white priveledged your whole life so don't even act like u have had hardships financially. u spend ya parents money on coke and blow at ur age to impress ur frat cracker homies like the honky crackerjack faggot white boy "i saw this on 8 Mile" piece of shit u are. ur a natural born dweeb too, danny. u can get the accomodation LULZ from bags but ur not notable at anything but backseat driving and cheerleading on the sidelines.

i shouldn't even entertain you at this point.

i like black people, despite my trolling. you make me reconsider my whole life perspective.

you just created my whole life story, apparently. apparently i'm just some honky who lives in north dakota.

the reality is you're a black kid living in arizona who hates his race and sex. ive kept it 10,000 cents since ive been here. why are you here? you're a pre-20 black male in Arizona. you should have 3 kids to pay child support for at this point. if you were any form of alpha netcees would just sound like a bullshit birth control pill to you. you're 19 years old on a board for a hobby that peaked 10 years ago. why the fuck are you here talking shit? why the fuck are you a college student in a summer state posting year round making bill cosby aliases? i have excuses for this shit. when you're my age you're going to be the corniest faggot to ever brag about winning e-beefs on a website concerning a fad no one remembers. you'll be the professor for feminist textcee studies.

[Passenger]

Originally Posted by El Pancake

i shouldn't even entertain you at this point.

i like black people, despite my trolling. you make me reconsider my whole life perspective.

you just created my whole life story, apparently. apparently i'm just some honky who lives in north dakota.

the reality is you're a black kid living in arizona who hates his race and sex. ive kept it 10,000 cents since ive been here. why are you here? you're a pre-20 black male in Arizona. you should have 3 kids to pay child support for at this point. if you were any form of alpha netcees would just sound like a bullshit birth control pill to you. you're 19 years old on a board for a hobby that peaked 10 years ago. why the fuck are you here talking shit? why the fuck are you a college student in a summer country posting year round making bill cosby aliases? i have excuses for this shit. when you're my age you're going to be the corniest faggot to ever brag about winning e-beefs on a website concerning a fad no one remembers. you'll be the professor for feminist textcee studies.

you've kept it 10000 CENTS you've been here? LOL

and stop, u frequent this board like no other. the posts don't lie, u can try hard with that "ur a lame for being on NC at that age" but most of these txt dudes was doing txt since young ages. u obv trying hard g.

go deadlift a 1000 fucks i could give about u, let ya bff Bags holla at me