Bought a dozen roses, teddy bear, and got my great grandmothers wedding ring. Put the ring on the teddybear finger. Came home from college and was planning to surprise her so i told everybody not to tell her I was coming home. I get to her moms crib and she is phat bootyed up(fat as fuck) but she was acting strange. Im thinking there is another nigga in the house so im casually searching around even looked in her mom room cause her mommy trife like that but no nigga so im relieved then she hit me with the im pregnant bomb. I had to gather myself. And left after i told her u couldn't wear condoms i was fucking other bitches but i never got them pregnant. Yea never tried romantic dives again.
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