So my sister brought home a black guy to christmas dinner this year. (THE ROAST OF BAGS' SISTER AND HER SOFT-SHOEING LAX BRO JUNGLE LOVE)

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Originally Posted by Bags

so dead @ the black dudes albino conjoined twin doing the exact opposite emotion of whatevers appropriate

Bags' sister looks like she works full.time at Market Basket, can roll a blunt w/ one paw and has a severe distrust of men in parked cars

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Michael Park Slumpin

lookin like he listens to EDM and takes selfies with iPads

lookin like he studies for drug tests by driving his stoner friends around and hinting thaqt they should get real careers