LMAAOOOO @ THIS EMO-MASAII, INSTAGRAM FILTERING BLOCKHEAD, BULLET FOR MY VALENTINE, EASTERN EUROPEAN POVERTY FAGGOT (ROAST OF TYLER BLACK)

[Batty]

Told his barber " can you make me look like 70's comicbook version Incredible Hulk?"

Left arm has tattoo of a velociraptor from the first Jurassic Park movie, other arm has a pic of Commander Worf from season 3 of TNG

When he is wrestling, he spars with his sexuality

His Total Gym is missing a few accessories, referred to as Mostly Gym.

Lou Ferwigro

Once trained religiously for Ninja Warrior. Workout consisted of only eating Swedish Fish, trying to suck his own dick and base jumping off the bed of his Dad's 1998 Ford F150 pickup

[Sharp]

Originally Posted by Ryan 12

*INSERT SOME RANDOM BULLSHIT HERE AND RELATE IT TO SOME OTHER RANDOM SHIT HERE THAT HAS ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO DO WITH GIVEN PIC*





*REFERENCE OBSCURE SHIT CONSTANTLY*




*REPLACE FAMOUS NAMES WITH RETARDED PUN HERE*




*CONTINUE BITING VULGAR'S WEIRD ROASTING TECHNIQUES*

somewhat accurate tbh

[Ryan 12]

what would we do without Vulgar one can truly wonder

[Certain]

Once played Wanda Sykes' bodyguard in a commercial that never aired.

[Ryan 12]

Originally Posted by Batty

Once trained religiously for Ninja Warrior. Workout consisted of only eating Swedish Fish, trying to suck his own dick and base jumping off the bed of his Dad's 1998 Ford F150 pickup

lmao

[PancakeBrah]

a few facts;

ryan ruins good roasts. never funny.

ryan is a roast hipster

ryan talks shit about people biting 'vulgar style roasts'

ryan then quotes the most vulgar type post in the topic

gg no rematch

[Ryan 12]

my bad




i got carried away pancakebrah'ing i.e. criminal minds'ing i.e. personality analysis reporting to feel special/intelligent i.e. veritas'ing

[Ryan 12]

by the way the post being funny has nothing to do with it being accurate

[Sharp]

Originally Posted by PancakeBrah

a few facts;

ryan ruins good roasts. never funny.

ryan is a roast hipster

ryan talks shit about people biting 'vulgar style roasts'

ryan then quotes the most vulgar type post in the topic

gg no rematch

equally accurate

[Certain]

bigguysneedluv2.tumblr.com

[Chyeahhh!!!]

nigga you don't have the authority to roast someone of this caliber.

I'm kinda drunk though, I'll come back and read later

[Chyeahhh!!!]

oh shit I thought this was masaii, is it? man someone paraphrase I'm kinda like 6 sheets to the wind of a polar vortex fart right now b

[Computer Bot 001]

What?

[Vulgar]

lookin like Bowser on Prozac

[Vulgar]

Originally Posted by Batty

Once trained religiously for Ninja Warrior. Workout consisted of only eating Swedish Fish, trying to suck his own dick and base jumping off the bed of his Dad's 1998 Ford F150 pickup

lolll

[Vulgar]

Lookin like Ralph Fiennes in Red Dragon got marshmellow transplants

Rocky Parsleyiano

[Eŋg]

is that you, Dagel?

:o

[Batty]

The coach moved him from tight end to wide receiver. Not a football reference, the man fucked him in the ass.

This pic was uploaded to Craig's List under the title "Looking for spotter"

Arnold Shortzawigger

This is his good side due to bacne.

He buys stuff from Bath and Bodyworks and pretends he's buying gifts for his GF. His wrestling tights smell like Coconut Lime Verbena.

Smalldickblues.jpeg

Got a merit badge in Boy Scouts for surviving in the woods on tree bark and his own semen. Later claimed tree bark was "hard to swallow".

When he turns off the lights at night his wrestling figures turn into a buttfucking Toy Story.

[Cheeseasaurus Flex]

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[Ghost1]

^^

Cease and desist

U are prop17ing. this is a class C dumbledorf.

Never post again.