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@Fig

Topic: How @NotMeth told his parents about his deepest secret.

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[Fig]

Originally Posted by Certain

@Fig

Topic: How @NotMeth told his parents about his deepest secret.

Due in 30 minutes.

Yo hold off on that. I actually don't have time like I though t

[Certain]

Originally Posted by Fig

Yo hold off on that. I actually don't have time like I though t

I already finished my verse. I win.

"Meth, come down here now!" His father's sounds clear crowds.
And young Meth hustles, hoping to avoid a loud beatdown.
Bolts the stairs, even his freckles try hiding for a second.
Andy Dalton face, calling chase, brewing lies and an erection.
I wonder if he'll spank me. The thought gave him goosebumps,
but the image in the living room left this dude crushed.
His mother and father were crying as he walked in the room.
A minute before talking resumed. Awkward. Confused.
"Meth, we want you to know we love you very much."
His mother's hair was clutched. "But there's something scaring us."
His father: "Son, we saw the photos on your desktop."
Meth was going through his head. God!
He's seen those pics. Prepare for total, godless head stomps.
"Meth," his father continued. "When did this start?"
Young Meth cries a bit like a spineless bitch, killing time with it.
"Dad, it started on my message board, the one I administrate.
First Masaii had some post about sex while women menstruate,
but that led me to hesitate. I wondered about other options,
then TYSON hit on Malachi, and I stumbled onto tub girl posits.
But mostly it was the feces that intrigued me.
Then Bags shit his pants at the gym, and I fell deeply
in love with the idea of shit sex with bodybuilders.
They call it Potty Squats," he's still in ungodly shock and spilling
all this information to his sobbing parents.
"STOP! We hear it. But we don't understand,
when did you start wanting to make love to a man?"
"Wait what? No way, mom. Pause. No homo. Sick,"
Meth seemed taken aback. "I don't want to blow no dick.
This is about some dolo shits, explosive in my holes so quick.
I'm not gay. I'm just a known coprophagist."
Meth's mom burst out of the room in tears, but his father's uneasy.
He pulled down his pants and told his son to get ready to swallow some feces.