Is it gay if your girlfriend puts a finger up your ass?

Originally Posted by dull boy

Think I might have HIV. Swollen lymph node for 3 months. Sore throat off and on. Developing rash on stomach, chest, forearms and thighs. Achy muscles. Small, dark red dot on my inner right cheek. Tests for mono, strep, cancer and other possible causes have come back negative. At doctor now. Gonna ask to be tested. Fretting.

Yeah well you didnt have unprotected sex with a woman from The Congo like yours truely did, did you?

I get my results back tomorrow.

Wish me luck fellas.