ITT RAWNOLD MACMINIATURE HANDS EXPLAINS TO NC THE DETAILS OF HIS DOMESTIC CHARGE .... OVI RAWN DOES NOT HAVE FEMALE COMPANIONSHIP

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Originally Posted by WILLIAMSBURG, W.

SEVERAL POINTS HAVE BEEN BROUGHT UP FOR THE DEFENSE OF OUR CLIENT. FIRSTLY, IT IS TRUE THAT G.C.’S HANDS ARE TOO SMALL AND HAVE TOO SMALL OF A COMBINED MASS TO CAUSE A NECESSARY FORCE RESULTING IN A NOTICEABLE INJURY. AT MOST THE LARGEST MARK THAT CAN BE CAUSED BY THESE TINY DIGITS IS A 2X2 PICOMETER BRUISE ONLY VISIBLE UNDER ELECTRON MICROSCOPE. WE ARE CONTACTING SOME EXPERTS ON THIS PHENOMENON TO PROVIDE TESTIMONY IN THE GRAND COURT. SECONDLY, WE KNOW THAT RAWN IS UNABLE AND INCAPABLE OF APPROACHING THE FEMALE SEX. THIS IS EVIDENT IN HIS AUTO-TRAIN RIDE STORY PRESENTED AS EVIDENCE MANY MONTHS AGO DURING AN UNRELATED OCULAR RAPE CHARGE. WE ARE CONSTRUCTING THE CASE DILIGENTLY AND TIRELESSLY.

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