Petition to IP ban Ryan 12

Ryan 12 · 11-12-2013, 10:10 AM

You are the withered fibers of thread that compose the undergarments of an obese woman dying of an undocumented flesh-eroding skin disease. You are the choking stench of a thousand homosexual baboons engaging in an outdoor desert orgy. You are the beads of sweat that cling to the inner ring of John Goodman's anal cavity. You are living proof of the theory of devolution. The words I wish to describe your existence cannot be uttered because they only exist in a world without rules.

Nothing about you is positive. Every atom in your body is devoid of protons. You are the only human in existence who doesn't know what every other human knows about you.

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11-12-2013, 10:10 AM	#32
Ryan 12 Worst of the worst Join Date: Nov 2013 Posts: 1,014 Battle Record: 6-1 Rep Power: 7026	You are the withered fibers of thread that compose the undergarments of an obese woman dying of an undocumented flesh-eroding skin disease. You are the choking stench of a thousand homosexual baboons engaging in an outdoor desert orgy. You are the beads of sweat that cling to the inner ring of John Goodman's anal cavity. You are living proof of the theory of devolution. The words I wish to describe your existence cannot be uttered because they only exist in a world without rules. Nothing about you is positive. Every atom in your body is devoid of protons. You are the only human in existence who doesn't know what every other human knows about you.