yo the last egg I threw pegged a chinese delivery man who veered into oncoming traffic

[Frank]

What can I say, I got good aim.

How bout you? You ever open the ole fridge, about to make a omelette and catch those ole Halloween flashbacks?

I haven't thrown eggs in god knows long but ima nail somebody good this Halloween,

Im bringing it back, watch your backs

Share your storys of Halloween mischief

[namix]

lol

the first time i egged someone, was kinda fucked up

someone in a different 'trick-or-treat' group, simply "silly stringed" me


but all i had was eggs, so i cracked one back and launched it right at the dudes face.... sounded like worse than a punch -- AND left egg on his face literally...

and he cried and went home -- and i dont blame him.

desperate times.... lol

[e11even]

Ice eggs. When I was 17 I threw eggs and large rocks into highway traffic. Swerves and "skrrrrrrrrrrtttttt"s everwhere. Pretty sure I almost killed a few ppl that night.

When I was 15 I put like 4 little debbie brownies together into this dense ass food ball and decked this drug dealer's beautiful white lexus. The crater in the passenger side door was the size of a fucking basketball. I almost died that night.

[anime_boners]

One time we rolled into a gas station and when dude came out the booth to fill up all 3 of us blasted him with eggs.

One dumbass called him a taliban when he threw it. dude driving made him walk home lmao

1) that's racist as fuck
2) and more importantly, it turned what would've been "comic mischief" into a fucking hate crime.

very dumb.

at my age.. it seems trivial, but I feel you O.P because once in a grip I just get the urge to be a delinquent again

[e11even]

lol @ taliban. i fucking hate that slur. at my old job they called my boy (a Cuban with the last name Muhammad) a taliban and a car bomber cuz he drove a hooptie. It pissed me off so much.

[PancakeBrah]

Originally Posted by Vividlyvague

Ice eggs. When I was 17 I threw eggs and large rocks into highway traffic. Swerves and "skrrrrrrrrrrtttttt"s everwhere. Pretty sure I almost killed a few ppl that night.

When I was 15 I put like 4 little debbie brownies together into this dense ass food ball and decked this drug dealer's beautiful white lexus. The crater in the passenger side door was the size of a fucking basketball. I almost died that night.

Me and few buddies threw a frozen butter stick at a moving car. He stopped immediately and u turned. We split up and hid in random backyards. Huge thud when it hit.

I was a little hoodlum back in the day.

[anime_boners]

Originally Posted by Vividlyvague

lol @ taliban. i fucking hate that slur. at my old job they called my boy (a Cuban with the last name Muhammad) a taliban and a car bomber cuz he drove a hooptie. It pissed me off so much.

we were tight as fuck at that.

though, that same night, same dude, hook shotted an egg from passenger side back seat, over the roof of the car, over the median, and into the opposite bound lane, and it splatted perfectly on somebody windshield.

he'd have been so legendary if he hadn't gone and fucked that up with the bullshit.

[Objective]

Don't remember if it was halloween or not, but I think it was. We found this car tire close to the football field so we decided to fuck with it. It ended up in the turn of the road. There were trees n shit so it wasn't easilly seen, but we thought it was funny when he heard cars suddenly stop to take it away. Then suddenly we heard a huge screech and something that sounded like a crash. Unfortunately it was the father to someone we knew (we heard about it in school the next day). We ran like hell, but after what we heard the car got somewhat fucked up.

We did too much shit when I was a kid, fireworks in apartment buildings hallways etc. Putting shit on fire and whatnot (nothing too serious tho'). Pour gasoline and whatnot on soccer fields, then putting it on fire and running away.

[veritas]

i lit a man on fire.

[PancakeBrah]

Originally Posted by The Mind Assassin

i lit a man on fire.

Nope.

[namix]

Originally Posted by anime_boners

One time we rolled into a gas station and when dude came out the booth to fill up all 3 of us blasted him with eggs.

One dumbass called him a taliban when he threw it. dude driving made him walk home lmao

1) that's racist as fuck
2) and more importantly, it turned what would've been "comic mischief" into a fucking hate crime.

very dumb.

at my age.. it seems trivial, but I feel you O.P because once in a grip I just get the urge to be a delinquent again

haha, damn


i never thought of it in this light, but one time someone from my fam left a 'puppet skunk' outside in the winter (and who the fuck gets a puppet skunk anyway? never even questioned that until now)...

we found it outside, put it on a neighbors doorstep - and kept on 'ding dong ditching' them, waiting to see them finally open the door up and see it...


after the third ring & run --- the cops showed up.


...turns out there was a lot of 'anti-Semitic' stuff that family was dealing with @ school, and they thought the frozen skunk was something deep



a frozen puppet skunk yo lol.

[Split]

we ding dong ditched this one dudes house, like, 40 times, me and like 14 other kids in khr neighborhood. one retard was throwing rocks (pebbles) at the upstairs hall window. suddenly, the cops roll up and everyone splits into the woods behind this house a couple doors over- except the kid throwing rocks.

the cops eventually get everyone out and hes all like "you WOULD all be going downtown tonight, escept for this brave young man who stayed behind. you should all learn something from him"

that kid turned out to be a girlfriend-beating dogfucker


lol cops lol

[e11even]

Originally Posted by anime_boners

we were tight as fuck at that.

though, that same night, same dude, hook shotted an egg from passenger side back seat, over the roof of the car, over the median, and into the opposite bound lane, and it splatted perfectly on somebody windshield.

he'd have been so legendary if he hadn't gone and fucked that up with the bullshit.

talent can't be overlooked lol. I would have forgiven him once he chilled back off that slur shit.

Originally Posted by PancakeBrah

Me and few buddies threw a frozen butter stick at a moving car. He stopped immediately and u turned. We split up and hid in random backyards. Huge thud when it hit.

I was a little hoodlum back in the day.

Dead @ butter stick lmao.

[Mike Wrecka]

two words - Nair eggs


what you know about that

[Frank]

48 pack on deck.


had a sale..

[Frank]

Im the mariano rivera of egg throwing

[Geno]

Did you get your fried rice first, at least?=

[Frank]

Brown rice...

Yeah, the bag split open and I just ate what I could

[Geno]

Fuckem

[Nahhh]

I filled water balloons with my piss. goodtimez