What's the funniest thing you've done when you're drunk

[Bodey]

god i dont really know. there's so many. one time me and my friends stole her brother's beer and went around to our friends' houses putting newspapers all over their cars. sounds so retarded, and it was, but i was laughing all night

we had a costume party another time (not even halloween, just a costume) and i came dressed as a 50s gangster, but everyone thought i was supposed to be a lawyer. so when the cops came, everyone started jumping the fence in the backyard but i was much calmer. i was sitting in a chair in the middle of the backyard, watching people run, and hop this wooden fence all trying to hold onto their beers in the process-- or running in the house and turning off the lights lmao and i was sitting there going "DONT WORRY, I'LL REPRESENT ALL OF YOU!" raising my beer in the air, not moving. they cant arrest us all right? why run.

they eventually drove away lol. 18 and dumb