WOW LFAGAAOOOO @ THIS ANDRE THE PIOUS, LORD DOOFUS LOOKIN HUFFLEPUFF FAGGOTSAUR...talk about a late initiation,(ROAST OF PANCAKEBRAH) - Page 8

Split · 08-24-2013, 03:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vulgar

This nigga looks like Peter Pan swallowed an anvil.

o fuck

Jim Blaze · 08-24-2013, 03:00 AM

Owns a horse named bro. Feeds.the horse printed verses from ill nika.

Vulgar · 08-24-2013, 03:01 AM

This nigga put Johnny Tsunami on a stretcher. Then he proceeded to rub him down.

Certain · 08-24-2013, 03:02 AM

Plays bass in an ironic death metal Mozart cover band.

Split · 08-24-2013, 03:05 AM

hasn't missed a journal entry since early 95

Certain · 08-24-2013, 03:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vulgar

Shaves his unibrow.

Mael · 08-24-2013, 03:08 AM

Begins workouts with a Mohican rain dance holding his scrotum in the air proclaiming the "Power of the Earth" accompanied by the Captain Planet theme song.

Vulgar · 08-24-2013, 03:09 AM

He has an Airbud tattoo on his left thigh

Split · 08-24-2013, 03:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vulgar

this nigga has perpendicular quadriceps
Spraying Mantis
Lookin like he sued the 365 day calendar company when not a single Page-a-Day cured his crippling locker buddy anxiety

Mael · 08-24-2013, 03:11 AM

Gives He-Man a run for his money doing hair-studded human dildo impressions.

Split · 08-24-2013, 03:12 AM

blew his valentine a kiss and was brought in on petty larceny

Split · 08-24-2013, 03:20 AM

Professor X and Ham

Mael · 08-24-2013, 03:21 AM

Looking like a shy, under developed Samson with down syndrome trying to make it big at the local chess club.

Certain · 08-24-2013, 03:21 AM

Looking like the type of guy to hire a private investigator to spy on a waitress, using the information to hit on her by finding out what books she reads, then finding other titles by the same author and bringing them to her restaurant while he coyly smiles, betraying his interest but not his obsession, while ordering the same sandwich she makes for herself on breaks with two slight twists, wheat instead of sourdough and no tomato, all while hoping one day she might subconsciously determine him to be her soulmate.

Split · 08-24-2013, 03:22 AM

allergic to the 90s

Vulgar · 08-24-2013, 03:22 AM

Sweeney Todd is his barber

Mael · 08-24-2013, 03:26 AM

Idea of a wild night is giving Neighbor's rimjob drink a literal meaning.

Type of nigga to spend 5 days caved in a rock tunnel only to pull out a bibliography of Justin Bieber and start reading when presented with the light at the end of the tunnel.

Carries peanut oil on hand for any excuse to flex his shit while attempting variations of the Bohemian cartwheel.

Vulgar · 08-24-2013, 03:29 AM

This nigga looks like the Pool-Aid Man.

Certain · 08-24-2013, 03:31 AM

Every old white woman, to him: "You look just like my grandson."

DLB · 08-24-2013, 04:03 AM

this faggot aka the only living Beatles member left look shook as fuck while Ugly Betty tryna get his digits. meanwhile, Bert from Sesame Street seems to finally waxed his unibrow and got a fresh line-up after decades

08-24-2013, 03:02 AM	#144
Certain Mad fucking dangerous. Join Date: Jul 2013 Posts: 12,066 Battle Record: 40-19 Champed - AOWL Season 3 - Art of Writing League (2x) Rep Power: 85899406	Plays bass in an ironic death metal Mozart cover band. __________________ I'm just swinging swords strictly based on keyboards, unbalanced like elephants and ants on seesaws.

08-24-2013, 03:05 AM	#145
Split . Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 8,898 Battle Record: 27-22 Rep Power: 85899399	hasn't missed a journal entry since early 95 __________________ http://split8.yolasite.com

08-24-2013, 03:12 AM	#151
Split . Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 8,898 Battle Record: 27-22 Rep Power: 85899399	blew his valentine a kiss and was brought in on petty larceny __________________ http://split8.yolasite.com

08-24-2013, 03:20 AM	#152
Split . Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 8,898 Battle Record: 27-22 Rep Power: 85899399	Professor X and Ham __________________ http://split8.yolasite.com

08-24-2013, 03:21 AM	#154
Certain Mad fucking dangerous. Join Date: Jul 2013 Posts: 12,066 Battle Record: 40-19 Champed - AOWL Season 3 - Art of Writing League (2x) Rep Power: 85899406	Looking like the type of guy to hire a private investigator to spy on a waitress, using the information to hit on her by finding out what books she reads, then finding other titles by the same author and bringing them to her restaurant while he coyly smiles, betraying his interest but not his obsession, while ordering the same sandwich she makes for herself on breaks with two slight twists, wheat instead of sourdough and no tomato, all while hoping one day she might subconsciously determine him to be her soulmate. __________________ I'm just swinging swords strictly based on keyboards, unbalanced like elephants and ants on seesaws.

08-24-2013, 03:00 AM	#142
Jim Blaze Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 564 Rep Power: 2893101	Owns a horse named bro. Feeds.the horse printed verses from ill nika.

08-24-2013, 03:01 AM	#143
Vulgar Razor-thin derision Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 4,422 Battle Record: 40-25 Accomplishments - OM HOF Champed - Fight Night LIV - Gimmick Battle League (2x) - Write Week II - Art of Writing League - Storytelling And Topical Invitational Tournament - STI - Haiku Writer Challenge - GWL Picture Challenge(2x) Rep Power: 49604320	This nigga put Johnny Tsunami on a stretcher. Then he proceeded to rub him down.

08-24-2013, 03:08 AM	#147
Mael Almighty Join Date: Jun 2013 Posts: 580 Battle Record: 2-3 Rep Power: 428844	Begins workouts with a Mohican rain dance holding his scrotum in the air proclaiming the "Power of the Earth" accompanied by the Captain Planet theme song.

08-24-2013, 03:09 AM	#148
Vulgar Razor-thin derision Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 4,422 Battle Record: 40-25 Accomplishments - OM HOF Champed - Fight Night LIV - Gimmick Battle League (2x) - Write Week II - Art of Writing League - Storytelling And Topical Invitational Tournament - STI - Haiku Writer Challenge - GWL Picture Challenge(2x) Rep Power: 49604320	He has an Airbud tattoo on his left thigh

08-24-2013, 03:11 AM	#150
Mael Almighty Join Date: Jun 2013 Posts: 580 Battle Record: 2-3 Rep Power: 428844	Gives He-Man a run for his money doing hair-studded human dildo impressions.

08-24-2013, 03:21 AM	#153
Mael Almighty Join Date: Jun 2013 Posts: 580 Battle Record: 2-3 Rep Power: 428844	Looking like a shy, under developed Samson with down syndrome trying to make it big at the local chess club.

08-24-2013, 03:22 AM	#155
Split . Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 8,898 Battle Record: 27-22 Rep Power: 85899399	allergic to the 90s __________________ http://split8.yolasite.com

08-24-2013, 03:22 AM	#156
Vulgar Razor-thin derision Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 4,422 Battle Record: 40-25 Accomplishments - OM HOF Champed - Fight Night LIV - Gimmick Battle League (2x) - Write Week II - Art of Writing League - Storytelling And Topical Invitational Tournament - STI - Haiku Writer Challenge - GWL Picture Challenge(2x) Rep Power: 49604320	Sweeney Todd is his barber

08-24-2013, 03:26 AM	#157
Mael Almighty Join Date: Jun 2013 Posts: 580 Battle Record: 2-3 Rep Power: 428844	Idea of a wild night is giving Neighbor's rimjob drink a literal meaning. Type of nigga to spend 5 days caved in a rock tunnel only to pull out a bibliography of Justin Bieber and start reading when presented with the light at the end of the tunnel. Carries peanut oil on hand for any excuse to flex his shit while attempting variations of the Bohemian cartwheel.

08-24-2013, 03:29 AM	#158
Vulgar Razor-thin derision Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 4,422 Battle Record: 40-25 Accomplishments - OM HOF Champed - Fight Night LIV - Gimmick Battle League (2x) - Write Week II - Art of Writing League - Storytelling And Topical Invitational Tournament - STI - Haiku Writer Challenge - GWL Picture Challenge(2x) Rep Power: 49604320	This nigga looks like the Pool-Aid Man.

08-24-2013, 03:31 AM	#159
Certain Mad fucking dangerous. Join Date: Jul 2013 Posts: 12,066 Battle Record: 40-19 Champed - AOWL Season 3 - Art of Writing League (2x) Rep Power: 85899406	Every old white woman, to him: "You look just like my grandson." __________________ I'm just swinging swords strictly based on keyboards, unbalanced like elephants and ants on seesaws.

08-24-2013, 04:03 AM	#160
DLB COLTS GANG Join Date: May 2013 Posts: 2,371 Battle Record: 5-6 Rep Power: 0	this faggot aka the only living Beatles member left look shook as fuck while Ugly Betty tryna get his digits. meanwhile, Bert from Sesame Street seems to finally waxed his unibrow and got a fresh line-up after decades

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