What If Money Was No Object?

[Mael]

Originally Posted by Figurative

I would eat an acre of Jessica biels glass shard infused shit just to sniff the spot where her grandma sat in jr. high math class

"I'd crawl naked over a mile of glass shards just to listen to her piss in a tin cup over the telephone."
(2nd top comment)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zmzcKXsllWs

[Fig]

Originally Posted by Mael

"I'd crawl naked over a mile of glass shards just to listen to her piss in a tin cup over the telephone."
(2nd top comment)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zmzcKXsllWs

Lol, the walkin through glass shards/ shit is like a meme at this point

[Mael]

Originally Posted by Figurative

Lol, the walkin through glass shards/ shit is like a meme at this point

lol.. yeah, no doubt. Those comments are hilarious, they get me everytime. I was just quoting what I'd do to have Jessica Alba in my life, even as pathetically measly and indirect hearing her piss in a tin cup through the telephone is.

[Fig]

Originally Posted by Mael

lol.. yeah, no doubt. Those comments are hilarious, they get me everytime. I was just quoting what I'd do to have Jessica Alba in my life, even as pathetically measly and indirect as it is.

Dont put yourself down. Everybodys somebodys everythang

Now thats a good song