pregnancy scare

[Darth Yoda]

Originally Posted by Nigma

I've had a couple pregnancy scares with numerous girls I've dated. Whatever the cause of random late periods is should snort a mixture of evaporated arsenic and broken glass. One crazy bitch was so sure she was pregnant because I pulled the condom off and flawlessly executed the pullout method that she stressed herself to the point of causing her period to be hella late, so shes flipping out literally making herself sick while going bat shit crazy @ me. Then she got her period and felt like a hurr durr elbow lick. Then we broke up and I lived happily ever after.

wow, thanks nigma! what i was looking for...sounds interesting and very cool. mmm make sense!!!!! sometimes they sey if u think ur going to be pregnant. ...u will bepregannt...of course it snot possible without semen cause im thinkign right now

*tries to think*

lol still not pregnant

but guys CANT get pregannt so dont worry.

But yeh y girls so crazy


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