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Poured Mimosas (for writers challenge league)
Person Missing found, Post Marked to those with impeccable taste Professional Master and gourmet body’s been recovered after several days Last seen in his kitchen, thinkin deep over Preppin Marinades Ploppin Measurements of spices, leaves, and Powder Mixed together for their taste He was a Plate-Making cook, his life’s ingredients were known Pickled Mangos and Pealed Macadamias, and with a flamed wish would get going He was good with a spatula, knew the steak weights and temps His Posture Mimicked expert, with his back starched straight and tense Placed Marbled filets on-top of coals in his favorite woodfire grill At the same Precise Moment smoke turned to a flame n grew alive in the keel Always knew the cut to choose, or Prime Meat slabs for ordeals But if he wanted too, he could cook up some Pork Meal that would taste like veal A culinary Prided Man like him was of Profound Mention Could Benny Janna ten katanas, while cutting puffer-fish and ground PepperMint He Planned Menu’s each morning through inside deliveries Paid a Minimum wage out, while eating himself empty in Priceless Misery. Being Partly Morbidly obese, arteriosclerotic with Plaque Metastasis The doc placed him on Prescriptions, Mainly written as Blood Pressure med’s and hepatics He never washed his grill, and claimed its experience was gold Procured Mutton from New Zealand, and Poached Mixed greens over sole He engorged on his creations, his gluttony Provided Motivation Crusted Parmesan Meatball Primavera, Manicotti submerged in arrays of Pino/Malbec flavors He never ate out of the apartment where he Personally Manufactured garnish Peppered Maroon his Pollack, Married it in with some homemade Picante Margarine He had choked out while scarfin, to a Partial Myocardial infarction Linguine on his tongue blocked his Parietal-Mandibular lines of crossing Pumped Madly on his chest and drank down a prime Pub Marzden the Police Md says his stomach contents were fresh from the garden They Found’m dead on the carpet; Pronounced Master chef, cause of death - gastric distress |
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