Which would YOU rather fight? - Page 2

YDK · 07-26-2013, 09:29 AM

I wouldn't wanna fight a duck sized duck tbh. Them things are mean an bite lol has nobody else been chased by a duck or goose you CNN barely punch the fuckin things cuz they head so small lmao

Witty · 07-26-2013, 09:35 AM

I got surrounded by a group swans with their kids (swanlets? I don't fucking know) once.

They're vicious bastards when they feel threatened.

DwnLd · 07-26-2013, 10:11 AM

lmfao @ eddie breaking this shit down to bare bones

Flow · 07-26-2013, 10:26 AM

@Witty

Well ducks and swans and geese are vicious fuckers when need be. Plus, ducks have never been "hunted" by man so they wouldn't have the instinct to run, in fact in most cases they come to us as a source of food (bread) so they would want near us, an if we pissed him off, boom, bye bye. He just snatch you up like bread.

anime_boners · 07-26-2013, 10:55 AM

THE HORSE SIZED DUCK SO I COULD TAME IT WITH SOUND OF MY LUTE

THEN RIDE IT INTO BATTLE AND SIEGE THIS CITY FROM THE ASSHOLE PLEBEIANS WHO ONCE MOCKED ME AND MY ANIMES

WHO'S AN ANIME NOW, DICKJERKS

ANSWER ME THAT ONE

anime_boners · 07-26-2013, 10:58 AM

also - dick sized nipples would own

it'd be like you had 3 dicks. i'd ice them bad boys up and fuck a chick with my erect nipple

Wise Wiggles · 07-26-2013, 11:12 AM

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Originally Posted by anime_boners

also - dick sized nipples would own

it'd be like you had 3 dicks. i'd ice them bad boys up and fuck a chick with my erect nipple

That's what I said, gimme tree bishes

Flow · 07-26-2013, 11:00 AM

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Originally Posted by ...the Munster

I assumed this was a duck that grew to be the size of a horse, not that someone made the duck big overnight

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...the Nagger · 07-26-2013, 12:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Flo Real

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either way, a 250 lb duck is gonna eat you bro

07-26-2013, 11:04 AM

I'd rather fight the big duck

the horse ducks would b to small n numerous and maneuverable

th duck horse is big n slow

plus good meal after kill

Duck meat over horse

uh-oh · 07-26-2013, 12:44 PM

horse sized ducks have TEETH

a duck is a ho. when they bite you there just pecking at you with a dumb dull flat bill. but imagine 100 horses with human teeth the size of ducks biting your achilles

ova

but yea obviously anyone with a brain would fight 100 of them as opposed to a giant duck. if it pecked you it would smash your skull. you couldnt even hurt it

...the Nagger · 07-26-2013, 01:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by uh-oh

horse sized ducks have TEETH

a duck is a ho. when they bite you there just pecking at you with a dumb dull flat bill. but imagine 100 horses with human teeth the size of ducks biting your achilles

ova

but yea obviously anyone with a brain would fight 100 of them as opposed to a giant duck. if it pecked you it would smash your skull. you couldnt even hurt it

horses don't know how to bite as a fighting instinct tho do they?

Wise Wiggles · 07-26-2013, 01:11 PM

Ducks are fucking pussies. I'd snap their pencil legs in one shin kick.

...the Nagger · 07-26-2013, 01:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Whys Ways

Ducks are fucking pussies. I'd snap their pencil legs in one shin kick.

bro their legs would be a foot wide at that size

plus you're simply a W*** nerd from buffalo, the duck would bite you in half you ain't got no killer instinct

Wise Wiggles · 07-26-2013, 02:24 PM

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Originally Posted by ...the Munster

bro their legs would be a foot wide at that size

plus you're simply a W*** nerd from buffalo, the duck would bite you in half you ain't got no killer instinct

Never been to buffalo?

Plus I train to kill people.
You ummm box?
Cool. I'd break your hand so you couldn't box me.
Then I'd probably stab you in the thigh with a pencil and break your knee inward.

uh-oh · 07-26-2013, 01:18 PM

yea, they bite and kick eachothers faces off in the wild

they are scary as fuck.

...the Nagger · 07-26-2013, 01:22 PM

@uh-oh man if they biting then idk

but I'd still be field goal kickin em til I pass out

and if they the size of ducks how fast are they?

uh-oh · 07-26-2013, 01:34 PM

probably really fast

if im in boots and jeans tho im fucking them horses up. although i dunno. they might swarm. but if theyre coming at me all stupid its kickball city

plus if you break one of there legs there done. so you could kick one into some others, and take out a crowd

...the Nagger · 07-26-2013, 01:41 PM

word

mvgt the tiny horses

I'd smash em out

YDK · 07-26-2013, 02:26 PM

Lol I hope a duck sized horse kills somebody in my lifetime

07-26-2013, 09:29 AM	#1
YDK ghost in the matrix Join Date: Apr 2013 Location: Covington, KY Posts: 4,563 Battle Record: 14-25 Champed - Art of Writing League (x2) - Lime Green Poetry Association Rep Power: 8181113	I wouldn't wanna fight a duck sized duck tbh. Them things are mean an bite lol has nobody else been chased by a duck or goose you CNN barely punch the fuckin things cuz they head so small lmao __________________

07-26-2013, 09:35 AM	#2
Witty Lime Life Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 16,978 Battle Record: 30-41 Accomplishments - Only Slightly Retarded Champed - Lyric Olympics - Summer Classic Rep Power: 85235118	I got surrounded by a group swans with their kids (swanlets? I don't fucking know) once. They're vicious bastards when they feel threatened. __________________ He listens to voices inside of his mind Explicit and poisonous violent crime.

07-26-2013, 10:55 AM	#5
anime_boners Bisky-chama <3 Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 3,082 Battle Record: 0-1 Rep Power: 85899389	THE HORSE SIZED DUCK SO I COULD TAME IT WITH SOUND OF MY LUTE THEN RIDE IT INTO BATTLE AND SIEGE THIS CITY FROM THE ASSHOLE PLEBEIANS WHO ONCE MOCKED ME AND MY ANIMES WHO'S AN ANIME NOW, DICKJERKS ANSWER ME THAT ONE __________________ anime boners - pronounced with a long I and a silent e. jsyk Last edited by anime_boners; 07-26-2013 at 10:59 AM.

07-26-2013, 10:58 AM	#6
anime_boners Bisky-chama <3 Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 3,082 Battle Record: 0-1 Rep Power: 85899389	also - dick sized nipples would own it'd be like you had 3 dicks. i'd ice them bad boys up and fuck a chick with my erect nipple __________________ anime boners - pronounced with a long I and a silent e. jsyk

07-26-2013, 01:11 PM	#13
Wise Wiggles nok Su kow Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 4,505 Battle Record: 1-1 Rep Power: 51788022	Ducks are fucking pussies. I'd snap their pencil legs in one shin kick. __________________ "black as midnight..black as pitch blacker than the soul of the foulest witch"

07-26-2013, 10:11 AM	#3
DwnLd Banned Join Date: Jul 2013 Posts: 7 Battle Record: 1-0 Rep Power: 0	lmfao @ eddie breaking this shit down to bare bones

07-26-2013, 11:04 AM	#10
Rawn M.D. Guest Posts: n/a	I'd rather fight the big duck the horse ducks would b to small n numerous and maneuverable th duck horse is big n slow plus good meal after kill Duck meat over horse

07-26-2013, 12:44 PM	#11
uh-oh DA GOD Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: Canton Ohio Posts: 12,362 Battle Record: 1-0 Champed - Beat Battle II - Beat Battle V - Beat Bags Rep Power: 84181420	horse sized ducks have TEETH a duck is a ho. when they bite you there just pecking at you with a dumb dull flat bill. but imagine 100 horses with human teeth the size of ducks biting your achilles ova but yea obviously anyone with a brain would fight 100 of them as opposed to a giant duck. if it pecked you it would smash your skull. you couldnt even hurt it

07-26-2013, 01:18 PM	#16
uh-oh DA GOD Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: Canton Ohio Posts: 12,362 Battle Record: 1-0 Champed - Beat Battle II - Beat Battle V - Beat Bags Rep Power: 84181420	yea, they bite and kick eachothers faces off in the wild they are scary as fuck.

07-26-2013, 01:22 PM	#17
...the Nagger Junior Member Join Date: May 2013 Posts: 2,856 Battle Record: 4-4 Rep Power: 15781387	@uh-oh man if they biting then idk but I'd still be field goal kickin em til I pass out and if they the size of ducks how fast are they?

07-26-2013, 01:34 PM	#18
uh-oh DA GOD Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: Canton Ohio Posts: 12,362 Battle Record: 1-0 Champed - Beat Battle II - Beat Battle V - Beat Bags Rep Power: 84181420	probably really fast if im in boots and jeans tho im fucking them horses up. although i dunno. they might swarm. but if theyre coming at me all stupid its kickball city plus if you break one of there legs there done. so you could kick one into some others, and take out a crowd

07-26-2013, 01:41 PM	#19
...the Nagger Junior Member Join Date: May 2013 Posts: 2,856 Battle Record: 4-4 Rep Power: 15781387	word mvgt the tiny horses I'd smash em out

07-26-2013, 02:26 PM	#20
YDK ghost in the matrix Join Date: Apr 2013 Location: Covington, KY Posts: 4,563 Battle Record: 14-25 Champed - Art of Writing League (x2) - Lime Green Poetry Association Rep Power: 8181113	Lol I hope a duck sized horse kills somebody in my lifetime __________________

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