Round 1: Pryde vs. Objective {Pryde wins}

[Objective]

No-show, hoe blow, Pryde's a duck,
his dick got stuck in a garbage truck.
Pluck, pluck, pluck said his mother goose,
buck, buck, buck, now this faggot lose.
Pow, pow, pow said his fathers gun,
Ow, Ow, Ow, said Pryde's mouth when he was done.
Dude is rolling on the carpet, dying while being a stupid fuck,
it's the best thing since faggot got switched back from Knuck.
Pryde is dying cuz his family knows that he is trash,
this idea called ''Pryde'' is simply put existence's gash.
This isn't working, shit is weird as hell,
Almost as going towards the final circle of Hell.
I swear to God, I don't really care and got nothing to hide,
But if Pryde ever was present, humanity just took a suicide.