ITT I HAVE A DATE THIS SATURDAY WITH A BROWN SKIN SRI LANKAN GIRL I WOULD LIKE TO PEN

Originally Posted by Figurative

So do the downtown stroll thing, hold her hand. Get her a nice meal. Let her be spontaneous and explore the city like a youth, finding alleyways and climbing flights of steps to building rooftops. Stand there for a while. Appreciate her gleaming radiance intensified by the moonlight. Brush the hair from her face. Whisper sweet things to her that have been trivialized through repetition, but hold sincerety through your cadence and tone. Kiss her. Mean it. Involve yourself 100% emotionally in this girl. Leave nothing of yourself to hold onto. Give it up to her, like a Goddess. Like a vital extension of your being. Marry her bags. In all honesty, a civil union as imprudent as marriage serves no justice to the bond you two will hold... but it is the only statement you know to make which is close enough. Let her move in with you.... no.... no dont.... you two will move into a place of your own. You will explore one another. Every moment with her will be spent in pure visceral reaction and primal joy. Even her sorrow will be an ecstasy for you. Dance with her. Sing the song you wouldn't normally sing. Forget the world exists. Keep her from it. It didn't deserve her anyway. Then one day, go to work. Be anxious to return. Slide into your house and find her fucking your neighbor, Jamal. Experience an intense rage. Instantly control it, and use it to defeat the mega-nig, who doesn't visit the gym nearly as much as you but is 4 times as brolic and bad as you. Defeat him. Wear his face as a mask (kinda like King from tekken). Fuck your women with that nigger mask on. Make her scream till her voice is riddled to a depleted rasp. Shave her head. Eat all of the hair. Just eat it. Now eat her. In the sexual way of course. Pull the gene simmons tonguearoo on her and tap her peneal gland with your tongue, instantly opening all her chakras in a vibrant display of pure euphoria and orgasm. She will then be in her final form, in which state, she can fly. Now ride her to space. Fly straight through the atmosphere and instantly experience an icy, frozen death. But you two will freeze together, to stroll the cosmos in your own capsule for eternity, or until an asteroid eventually comes your way. Either way, you will spend you final breath on her.

And that is honestly how i think it should go

Holy fucking shit, this is the best thing ive seen in my entire life.

[Ghost1]

Originally Posted by Figurative

So do the downtown stroll thing, hold her hand. Get her a nice meal. Let her be spontaneous and explore the city like a youth, finding alleyways and climbing flights of steps to building rooftops. Stand there for a while. Appreciate her gleaming radiance intensified by the moonlight. Brush the hair from her face. Whisper sweet things to her that have been trivialized through repetition, but hold sincerety through your cadence and tone. Kiss her. Mean it. Involve yourself 100% emotionally in this girl. Leave nothing of yourself to hold onto. Give it up to her, like a Goddess. Like a vital extension of your being. Marry her bags. In all honesty, a civil union as imprudent as marriage serves no justice to the bond you two will hold... but it is the only statement you know to make which is close enough. Let her move in with you.... no.... no dont.... you two will move into a place of your own. You will explore one another. Every moment with her will be spent in pure visceral reaction and primal joy. Even her sorrow will be an ecstasy for you. Dance with her. Sing the song you wouldn't normally sing. Forget the world exists. Keep her from it. It didn't deserve her anyway. Then one day, go to work. Be anxious to return. Slide into your house and find her fucking your neighbor, Jamal. Experience an intense rage. Instantly control it, and use it to defeat the mega-nig, who doesn't visit the gym nearly as much as you but is 4 times as brolic and bad as you. Defeat him. Wear his face as a mask (kinda like King from tekken). Fuck your women with that nigger mask on. Make her scream till her voice is riddled to a depleted rasp. Shave her head. Eat all of the hair. Just eat it. Now eat her. In the sexual way of course. Pull the gene simmons tonguearoo on her and tap her peneal gland with your tongue, instantly opening all her chakras in a vibrant display of pure euphoria and orgasm. She will then be in her final form, in which state, she can fly. Now ride her to space. Fly straight through the atmosphere and instantly experience an icy, frozen death. But you two will freeze together, to stroll the cosmos in your own capsule for eternity, or until an asteroid eventually comes your way. Either way, you will spend you final breath on her.

And that is honestly how i think it should go

Post of the month.

[God Of War]

Originally Posted by Figurative

So do the downtown stroll thing, hold her hand. Get her a nice meal. Let her be spontaneous and explore the city like a youth, finding alleyways and climbing flights of steps to building rooftops. Stand there for a while. Appreciate her gleaming radiance intensified by the moonlight. Brush the hair from her face. Whisper sweet things to her that have been trivialized through repetition, but hold sincerety through your cadence and tone. Kiss her. Mean it. Involve yourself 100% emotionally in this girl. Leave nothing of yourself to hold onto. Give it up to her, like a Goddess. Like a vital extension of your being. Marry her bags. In all honesty, a civil union as imprudent as marriage serves no justice to the bond you two will hold... but it is the only statement you know to make which is close enough. Let her move in with you.... no.... no dont.... you two will move into a place of your own. You will explore one another. Every moment with her will be spent in pure visceral reaction and primal joy. Even her sorrow will be an ecstasy for you. Dance with her. Sing the song you wouldn't normally sing. Forget the world exists. Keep her from it. It didn't deserve her anyway. Then one day, go to work. Be anxious to return. Slide into your house and find her fucking your neighbor, Jamal. Experience an intense rage. Instantly control it, and use it to defeat the mega-nig, who doesn't visit the gym nearly as much as you but is 4 times as brolic and bad as you. Defeat him. Wear his face as a mask (kinda like King from tekken). Fuck your women with that nigger mask on. Make her scream till her voice is riddled to a depleted rasp. Shave her head. Eat all of the hair. Just eat it. Now eat her. In the sexual way of course. Pull the gene simmons tonguearoo on her and tap her peneal gland with your tongue, instantly opening all her chakras in a vibrant display of pure euphoria and orgasm. She will then be in her final form, in which state, she can fly. Now ride her to space. Fly straight through the atmosphere and instantly experience an icy, frozen death. But you two will freeze together, to stroll the cosmos in your own capsule for eternity, or until an asteroid eventually comes your way. Either way, you will spend you final breath on her.

And that is honestly how i think it should go

lmfao just wow



mike be ready to buy a bitch diamonds on the first date

[anime_boners]

Originally Posted by Figurative

So do the downtown stroll thing, hold her hand. Get her a nice meal. Let her be spontaneous and explore the city like a youth, finding alleyways and climbing flights of steps to building rooftops. Stand there for a while. Appreciate her gleaming radiance intensified by the moonlight. Brush the hair from her face. Whisper sweet things to her that have been trivialized through repetition, but hold sincerety through your cadence and tone. Kiss her. Mean it. Involve yourself 100% emotionally in this girl. Leave nothing of yourself to hold onto. Give it up to her, like a Goddess. Like a vital extension of your being. Marry her bags. In all honesty, a civil union as imprudent as marriage serves no justice to the bond you two will hold... but it is the only statement you know to make which is close enough. Let her move in with you.... no.... no dont.... you two will move into a place of your own. You will explore one another. Every moment with her will be spent in pure visceral reaction and primal joy. Even her sorrow will be an ecstasy for you. Dance with her. Sing the song you wouldn't normally sing. Forget the world exists. Keep her from it. It didn't deserve her anyway. Then one day, go to work. Be anxious to return. Slide into your house and find her fucking your neighbor, Jamal. Experience an intense rage. Instantly control it, and use it to defeat the mega-nig, who doesn't visit the gym nearly as much as you but is 4 times as brolic and bad as you. Defeat him. Wear his face as a mask (kinda like King from tekken). Fuck your women with that nigger mask on. Make her scream till her voice is riddled to a depleted rasp. Shave her head. Eat all of the hair. Just eat it. Now eat her. In the sexual way of course. Pull the gene simmons tonguearoo on her and tap her peneal gland with your tongue, instantly opening all her chakras in a vibrant display of pure euphoria and orgasm. She will then be in her final form, in which state, she can fly. Now ride her to space. Fly straight through the atmosphere and instantly experience an icy, frozen death. But you two will freeze together, to stroll the cosmos in your own capsule for eternity, or until an asteroid eventually comes your way. Either way, you will spend you final breath on her.

And that is honestly how i think it should go

this is literally the only answer to dating advice threads on the internet, from now until forever.

[Witty]

Use contraception, I do not allow you to reproduce.

[Nev]

As witty as ever

[Boredom]

Originally Posted by Strikta

How much pussy u get fam?

lots, how's that relevant tho bro?

[God Of War]

bags if you want to date her dont do what these fools say and take her on amazing shit to build up her expectations only to find out weeks later that that hsit isnt really u


do u bro bring her to the crib ask her to watch you troll for a few minutes, tell her to play the xbox or some shit and then ask for her to make u a sandwich

if a bitch is still rolling then be nice rofl

[Ghost1]

Thats always the game plan my G

But u didnt read the OP

Cant bring her to the crib i got folk over from out if town

But yea imma keep it low key, trust.

Lol@horseback riding. Richard simmons dont even be horseback riding.

[God Of War]

Originally Posted by Bags

Thats always the game plan my G

But u didnt read the OP

Cant bring her to the crib i got folk over from out if town

But yea imma keep it low key, trust.

Lol@horseback riding. Richard simmons dont even be horseback riding.

damn so you got people in your crib


be liek yo i want a girl who can provide for herself so ima let you buy me some shit


n go head n get u a ps4 on reserved on her

[God Of War]

Originally Posted by Bags

Thats always the game plan my G

But u didnt read the OP

Cant bring her to the crib i got folk over from out if town

But yea imma keep it low key, trust.

Lol@horseback riding. Richard simmons dont even be horseback riding.

u know i read the original post but you know by the end of the thread i be forgetting shit rofl

[NYCSPITZ]

Horrible suggestions. Movies are a lose-lose b/c even if she enjoys it she invested herself into the movie and not into you. If you do a movie a cool thing you can do is hold her hand for a short while then at some point lift her hand up and kiss it for a second or two while looking into her eyes. It's a gutsy move and guaranteed no dude has ever tried it before. Movie though is bound to fail.

I suggest something FUN (you know, the reason why she's tryna hang w u in the 1st place). If you know a bit about her and she's athletic maybe do hiking, bowling or bike riding. My suggestion is something very cheap so even if you do foot the bill you don't come across as a lame. Drinks at a good bar with good food and a nice vibe should work. Build rapport, tease her a bit in a loving way and create tension. if she lets you stroke her hair she's down to be kissed. If she lets you rub anything from the knee to the waist you can fuck. Make it logistically feasible to get back to your place or hers quick. She's indian so you might wanna playfully tease her about meditating or something, maybe do a AUMMMMMMMM sound and if it's funny you can keep bringing it up when the convo gets stale.

She already agreed to a date my nigga so she's probly down to fuck. It's up to you, she's rooting for you and so is NC. DON'T FUCK UP NIGGA...

[Mike Wrecka]

Originally Posted by NYCSPITZ

I suggest something FUN (you know, the reason why she's tryna hang w u in the 1st place). If you know a bit about her and she's athletic maybe do hiking, bowling or bike riding. My suggestion is something very cheap so even if you do foot the bill you don't come across as a lame. Drinks at a good bar with good food and a nice vibe should work. Build rapport, tease her a bit in a loving way and create tension. if she lets you stroke her hair she's down to be kissed. If she lets you rub anything from the knee to the waist you can fuck. Make it logistically feasible to get back to your place or hers quick. She's indian so you might wanna playfully tease her about meditating or something, maybe do a AUMMMMMMMM sound and if it's funny you can keep bringing it up when the convo gets stale.

She already agreed to a date my nigga so she's probly down to fuck. It's up to you, she's rooting for you and so is NC. DON'T FUCK UP NIGGA...

this guy knows what he's talking about. basically the same exact shit I said.

[StarFaggot]

For a first date Mike suggested horseback riding maybe top it off with a tour of a Sicilian winery and food tasting?

Lol at Figurative

[NYCSPITZ]

start touching higher. good erogenous zones are the triceps due to fatty tissue and lots of other places just google it. Just trace her back w/ ur fingertips and work to the waist. chill there for a lil bit. Then work a lil lower...if the shorty lets u rub lower than the waistline, almost guaranteed u can start touching her pussy immediately and she'll love it

[Ghost1]

Split gon internet himself into a coma

Lol at gow

I still got a 30i flat screen this chubby bitch bought me a few xmas's ago

An word to the indian jokes.....she already started them so thats a go

Please don't text battle and be with Indian chick.

Not sure how many more Indian girlfriend punches I can handle.

[Ghost1]

LOOOOOOL

Yoooo

I aint even think if that

Is this my punishment for all of the alvin karpising! ?!?!?


Jesus christ.....i should start wear protective safety goggles if this is how nc works.....

[God Of War]

Originally Posted by Bags

LOOOOOOL

Yoooo

I aint even think if that

Is this my punishment for all of the alvin karpising! ?!?!?


Jesus christ.....i should start wear protective safety goggles if this is how nc works.....

lmao "gets ready to photoshop a pic of you on a horse with a indian tribe"

[Ghost1]

NoooooooooooooooooooooooOoOOOOoOOOOooooooo

The internet is a scornful bitch.