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Old 11-24-2024, 02:07 AM   #1
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Default SINI VS EMINEM

This is a guest specialist lecture that you better remember, there’ll be a test worth 100% at the end of semester.
First, get it together, challenging me is not an adventurous venture, it’s a pathetic endeavor.
Any attempt is an error.
Wherever whenever I sever contenders, every competitor’s lesser.
I’m a billionaire - you’re a beggar,
The aggressive oppressor, I target your temple like Nebuchadnezzar,
Your wounds infect and then fester, you’ll get beheaded, dismembered.
This is chess against checkers, respect your intellectual elder.
I pressure the center and then accept your surrender,
Out rhyming me is an unlikely dream like finding a chest full of treasure with a metal detector.
“Zygote is not the best!” - I reject that conjecture,
My best has yet to be measured with conventional methods.
I sweep opponents aside with an effortless gesture.
The Executive Censor reciting eloquent maxims to the Plebeian masses,
My rhetoric’s classic - each memorable adage can render you frantic with an envious panic.
Every sentence emphatic. I far surpass your irrelevant transcripts.
My temperament is to experiment, I test and examine.
Your temperament resembles sediment and stands as a testament to a sense of inaction.
You’re weak, decrepit and passive, I’ll defeat your supporters with an aggressive advance and envelopment tactics.
My prefrontal development massive, make your face resemble an impressionist’s canvas.
You’re simply outmatched, our literal gap is a desolate vastness of a size that’s yet to be fathomed.
By comparison you’re less than an angstrom. You must be as dense as a molecular lattice to think you’re better than average.
Are you chemically imbalanced? Mentally challenged?
You’re up against a zealous fanatic. My method is madness - one session will turn your therapist into a melodramatic hysterical manic.
I press the advantage. Court is in session it’s your Honor presiding -
Now arise for the all defying awe inspiring stalwart of rhyming.
Comparing you to me is like comparing crystal quartz to a diamond.
I’m an organism that can crush your organs with the force of fault lines colliding.
As tough as cephalopod chitin.
The top position is filled so don’t bother applying,
Facing me is like facing down a band of northern Vikings or a clan of Hunnic horsemen riding towards where you’re hiding.
Upon arriving you feel feeble and nervous as your position increasingly worsens,
Every reasonable person agrees with the assertion that your defeat will be certain.
You’re seemingly worthless, I target the flanks when I start the attack,
This is a Volkswagen car vs a tank, a single dollar vs the vault of a bank.
You can’t match my hierarchical rank.
The Patriarch’s back, your initial submission was foolishly worded,
You’re challenging a brutal usurper. It’s clear even to the most neutral observer that you’re soon to be murdered.
Aggressive rhymes act as a precursor to an all-out collision -
You went all out with a submission that was an out and out fiction, so get it all out of your system or I’ll put you out of commission.
You claim you can fuck me up? “Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion.”
Man, I’m the apex in this animal kingdom. Astounding precision, leave you disorientated like Alzheimer’s symptoms.
I denounce competition. A Vandal chief rampaging through your castle keep with no merciful thoughts spared,
Off on a tear, I capture and pillage like a Barbary corsair.
Trauma and warfare, all opponents are left gawking there with a thousand yard stare.
So step in the square with the self-aware software.
A debonair extraordinaire so far beyond all the norms.
According to law my creative defamation causes such bodily harm that it's a tortious wrong.
My corporeal form is remarkably evolved - your corporeal form belongs in a primordial swamp.
If you believe you can defeat me - your logic is flawed.
Thinking you’re skilled? You’re an autistic savant without the savant.
You’re just a fraud. I’ll discharge millions of watts until your nervous system shuts off.
Battling me is the height of danger,
Before proceeding you’ll need to sign a waiver and a five page disclaimer.
My style is like a semibreve, yours is like a semiquaver - it’s clear that mine is greater.
I’m a rhyme creator with such a fine design it’s like each line is tailored,
The kind of mind you keep inside a cryochamber.
Your life’s a failure. I despise your terrified behavior.
To repeat: you must sign the liability clause before beginning this introductory course.
You’re a nobody - an insignificant pawn up against the king of this board,
I disregard your assault with a dismissive response.
Killing you off by swinging a sword with more individual torque than an infinite source of physical force.
Your continuous struggle with the simplest thoughts is an unbearable spectacle.
I’m the G.O.A.T. with the acronym serial, and I’m the 7.15.1.20 with the alphanumerical.
Smashing your pedestal, as dangerous as open flames near flammable chemicals.
My craft is impeccable.
What you craft is adequate, acceptable, but in comparison it’s actually terrible.
You’re trying to battle the perennial adversarial language professional,
That is hysterical. Challenging me? Incomprehensible.
You act as a receptacle for gang banging homosexuals – you carry more semen in your gastrointestinal tract than a hundred men carry in their testicular sacs.
Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
I’ve grown accustomed to defeating such queer opponents,
You must be huffing robitussin or be in a state of post-concussion to believe you could overcome my deepened focus.
I’ll beat you until your hemoglobin hematoma, I’ll beat you until all hell freezes over.
I’ll beat you until you cease your motor functions, my modus operandi is to murder in battle.
There’s no discussion. My style completely surrounds you like a circular angle.
I’m extraordinary, generate hype like a celebrity scandal, you’re merely average like a representative sample.
Your existence is worthless, a shamble. You’ll get your best verses dismantled.
This is a perfect example of the Hegelian conflict: if you make a statement I’ll refute it with such reasonable logic that we’ll both agree on it.
Compared to me you seem like novice.
While we’re keeping things honest, if someone said that it seems that you’re complex what they really mean is you’re nonsense.
You’re getting beaten, demolished, defeated and admonished with each repeated performance, like…
You’re a stenographer - I’m a professional lawyer.
You’re a rain drop - I’m a torrent of water.
You’re an interstate tourist - I’m a 15th century explorer.
You’re a bandwagoning fan - I’m an overzealous supporter.
You’re a male nurse - I’m specialist doctor.
You’re a pat on the head - I’m a brain hemorrhaging trauma.
You’re a wasteland - I’m the pleasant Bahamas.
You’re a microwave - I’m an infrared sauna.
You’re a crawling baby - I’m a Gold medalist vaulter.
You’re the prime minister of Tajikistan - I’m president Obama.
You’re a struggling playwright - I’m a bestselling author.
Basically, I’m better than you in every conceivable way. No person alive can conceive of a way in which you could defeat me. OK?
You voluntarily battled? You must be insane.
Not to mention the fact that you’re seemingly gay, meaning the way that you seem would appear to be gay.
Not that there’s anything wrong with that - I can even wreck you with call-backs,
Step on my warpath and you’ll get ejected like launchpads.
I’ll pressure your thorax, step on your chest like a doormat.
Defeat you on televised broadcast until you beg for redemption like Shawshank,
I’m better across any genre or specialized format.
Impressive with words, the Patriarch here like the Orthodox Church.
You’re just a peasant, a serf. An insignificant individual living in a Mongolian Yurt -
In terms of comparing our relative worth: I’m the cover of Forbes and you’re covered in dirt.
You defeat me? That’s fucking absurd.
“I eat, eat, eat, eat, mc’s” - you’re just a herbivore.
I treat rhyming like a fervent cause,
Possess more power than a multipurpose core with a surge strong enough burn the cords connected to your circuit board.
Bringing you these words galore. My literary terms enthrall,
As classic as a work of lore describing epic journeys and otherworldly wars.
My skill level builds - urban sprawl.
Your skill level is no more - curtain call.
Defeating you is such a tiresome burden, an unworthy chore,
I’d rather leave your verse ignored, but let’s first explore the way you leave observers appalled.
You nervously stall as all your false assertions fall,
While I prosecute opponents – Attorney-at-law when I serve the court.
I make it seem easy but the degree of difficulty is absurdly tall and the margin for error is inversely small -
The Hungarian, French and Japanese judges all gave me a perfect score.
Leave your jaw on the surface of the curb on the floor.
Furthermore, my superior material is delivered in sidereal time,
I redefine my design then redesign paradigms. You’re merely decent with rhymes, you can’t keep up with mine.
Your half-hearted attempt will be your demise.
Battling me will make your life insurance premium rise -
Consent to dangerous terms is reasonably implied by the nature of the words within each of my lines.
You’re defeated. Resign. Exit with some dignity left, or continue to battle and get ripped into shreds,
I’m skilfully deft, consistently the best and brilliantly blessed, the top 1% on every single ability test.
Hit twice with the right then switch to the left, you’re a bitch and chivalry’s dead.
Your inefficient attempt at an imminent threat was quickly addressed.
A statement stating you’re good can be simply expressed as a statement that just isn’t correct.
My given intent is to destroy aspiring rivals,
Your style is hardly vital - mine is archetypal with an archive titled: “GOD’S ARRIVAL.”
My lines are like a karmic cycle – repetitive yet differently formed. Make you tremble and pause.
If you threaten me harm you’re getting disarmed by the president’s guard.
I’ll pressure your squad until it’s only one on one like a penalty shot.
I let my weapon discharge before a second has gone. You’ll get severed apart before you can even attempt to respond.
And when you arrive in hell you can send my regards.
I’m exceptionally calm, my presence is large and causes hectic alarm.
A chemical professional with no ethical qualms.
You don’t understand where you went wrong.
Did it ever occur that I’m simply better with words? Destroy your pathetic façade.
The punches you throw feel like a gentle massage.
Objectively, I’m as authoritative as case filled with precedent, facing me is willfully negligent -
Someone else said you’re the best? That’s inadmissible evidence.
You question my temperament? I’m a written perfectionist, an artificial intelligence performing skilful experiments.
My style is vicious and eloquent with a singular emphasis on simple aggressiveness.
Challenging me? You’ll need rehabilitation specialists like physiotherapists.
Your position is tenuous. It resembles drinking while pregnant the way I kill your development.
What I deliver is effortless. What you delivers’ irrelevant.
I make you do a spit take. Battling me? You’ll find that it’s mistake.
My food for thought is twice your daily dietary intake -
My style’s a five course meal, your style resembles vegetable soup.
You against me is like sending recruits against professional troops.
I’m better than you. Every time we battle you’re predestined to lose stuck in a repetitive loop.
If you claim you’re superior you’re not telling the truth.


VS

… Welcome. To “LUCIFER'S DUNGEON OF MURDEROUS DREAMS.. First off, tell me “WHOS GOT THE NUTS & THE COURAGE TO BEEF?” just say when, to get “Bombed on the spot” with more “NUKE’S THAN THE RUSSIANS RESERVED TO RELEASE!” yall gon have a harder time “Dealing Wit This Contract Killer” on anything “YOU’VE WRITTEN UP” - LIKE THE TERMS HAVE BEEN BREACHED, cause the way this “Cattle Get Taken By The Beam?" youd think them stories about the “MOONMEN ABDUCTIONS RESURFACED THE SCENE!!”/ (wait wait).. lets get right to the “ROOT OF DISCUSSIONS” like something “GROOT WOULD OF DONE WHEN REHEARSING A SPEECH!" get comfy. we bout to see more “Cross Examining Going On” Than A “BUDDHIST & MONK IN A CHURCH WITH A PRIEST” Wit a “PEW FULL OF NUNS IN A SERVICE TO PREACH!” this storys got more “UnderCover Snakes”, than if “meDUSAS THE ONE THAT WAS PURCHASIN WEAVES” cause this “Public Affair Involves More Characters” than the fucking “MOVEMENTS OF TRUMP WHEN HE WORDED HIS TWEETS!!".. (allow me to explain)../ *Warning*.. you’re “In over your head, Dawg” the “TRUTH IS YOU’VE SUMMONED THE CERBERUS BEAST!" & for me to “Air-shots, is childs Play”, the way I “SHOOT WIT THE PUMP” - ISNT NURF THAT I’VE SQUEEZED!" but Rohaan Rane’s a pedophile who was caught showin his "PUBES TO SOME YOUNGINS - THIS TWERP IS A CREEP!” so when I say he was caught trynna "Bag the smallest Bitches”.. I think we all know, I aint talking “POODLES YOU TUCK IN A PURSE WITH A LEASH!”/ but holdup. Cause against Esso, his "exCUSE IS HE WASN'T MATURE AS A TEEN?” Ok bet. then explain how Jessica Mccarrel was sayin you "TWO WERE IN LOVE WHEN YOU'RE TURNIN 16!” then explain the way you’d come THROUGH TRYNNA “CUFF IT” - WAS WORSE THAN POLICE!” so, now im pissed off! I got tickets for that "ZOO TO REFUND - I'VE RETURNED WITH RECEIPTS!” cause this is NOT what I thought they meant when they said Ro bringin out a "COUGAR IN PUBLIC" WAS WORTH IT TO SEE!"/ I told Rohaan his “BOO IS A SLUT THAT WOULD JERK ON HER KNEES!" even sent “PROOF SHE WAS SUCKING & SLURPIN MY D!" at first, the fact hes been "USED AS A PUPPET WAS KERMIT & TEA!" but what he "Stirred up, had me spillin Everythin" like "FLUIDS IN CUPS OR A THERMOS THAT LEAKED!" we aint seen an "Inside job that Painful" since when I was "BRUISIN HER GUTS" - diggin all in her “WOMB AND HER STOMACH, HER CERVIX & SPLEEN!" & that was a “Harder pill to Swallow” than the ones he “CHEWED AND HE CRUNCHED WHEN HE LEARNED THAT SHE CHEATS!”/ since he didn’t “Have a leg to stand on", he had to find anything he could “USE AS A CRUTCH" - LIKE A NURSE WOULD RETRIEVE!” even tried starting “RUMORS AND SUCH", said I “WOUNDED WHO’D JUST GIVEN BIRTH TO MY SEEDS?" Bitch! we wouldnt catch sum1 “Makin a point in that much of a long shot" if we were watchin basketball players trynna "SHOOT IN THE CLUTCH AGAINST BYRD OR KAREEM!”/ see its ironic I got the “Edge from his Jump-Off", but he threatened to climb the “ROOF & THEN PLUNGE TO THE CURB AND THE STREET!" I found it “aMUSING AS FUCK!” - I ENCOURAGED HIM - "LEAP!!" He had “Stepped outta line, & got taught a lesson", im like a “ZUMBA INSTRUCTOR DETERMINED TO TEACH!” so its no wonder why “Buddy found himself in more of a grave Situation” than the “TOMB THAT HAD -DOUG- IN THE DIRT WHEN DECEASED(rip)!"/ (Rewind!).. back when he said hes "Tying the Knot?” I had "preSUMED SHES THE ONE - YOU DESERVE IT - ITS SWEET!” but when they said you're "Showing people the Ropes?" I realized. there must’ve been sum "conFUSION WITH WHAT I’VE INFERRED IT TO MEAN!" cause aside from Jessica having "NUMEROUS HUSBANDS SHE'D FLIRT WITH & MEET?” the only other person that was "Truly a heavy Swinger" was when you attached the "NOOSE TO GET HUNG FROM THE STURDIEST BEAMS!”/ he claimed he was a “GOON IN THE CUT WIT THE BURNERS” - BUT SHEESH!!” that was a bigger “turning point to his true colors” than havin Rubix “CUBES TO ADJUST THAT YA WORK TO COMPLETE!” & now there's so much “Water under that bridge” Im like, How’s the “VIEW FROM THE HUDSON? - WE HEARD IT WAS NEAT!” back then, they'd “Trip out over that Wave”.. But your “CRUISE SHIP HAD HUNDREDS OF VIRGINS DECEIVED!" when “EUNICE CONDUCTED RESEARCH OF YA SCHEMES?" she found that you’ve been “Floating by on someone elses Craft” the way “CUBANS HAD DONE WHEN ALERTED TO LEAVE!”/ (Uh oh!) Now “Rowin some deep Waters”.. cause when the “NEWS OF IT “SUNK IN” - he realized he was "Up the Creek" & those “caNOES HE WAS STUCK WIT WERE VERSES A FLEET!” he could only “Land off the work of Others” trynna “DO WHAT COLUMBUS WAS FIRST TO ACHIEVE” & what I dropped “Brought more bodies on deck” than the entire “CREW OF THE DUTCHMAN IN TURBULENT SEA’S!!"/ & the Vatos?.. more of a “LUDACRIS BUNCH” THAN DISTURBIN THE PEACE!” the way I ”Roll out to leave a body Stretched” you'd think what I came “THROUGH WITH WAS FUNDING FOR HEARSE LIMOUSINES" & they wouldn’t see this many “DUDES IN THE TRUNKS” - SINCE THEY SURFED ON A BEACH!” but if yall swear “RoMen are Established” Like the “NEWEST AUGUSTUS EMERGED FROM HIS GENES?" I suggest you find a “New placement for ya Cabinet” - w/o “MOVIN A BUNCH OF YA FURNITURE B!" or you will see how a true “Alpha Kappa Whole Squad”, no “STUDENTS TO JUMP IN FRATERNITY TEAMS" cause the way im quick to "*CliqueBOW* at these indians?" they'd "aSSUME ITS A RUG AND A TURBAN I'D NEED!"/ Lets be real, we all saw him “LOSE WHEN JUDGES ADJOURNED AND AGREED” that the BROOMSTICKS WERE SNUCK IN - “CONFIRMED AS A SWEEP!” but then he got his “CREW JUST TO RUSH IN & VERDICT HIS PIECE!” way had to “Band together to show Support" they even brought out “FLUTES AND THE TRUMPETS” plus some “aCOUSTICS & DRUMS - WITH A VERSE FOR THE LEAD!” but thats when we realized, that “Empire was built off so much Lyon, Fam”.. I wouldnt be surprised if “reCRUITMENTS WERE UP & THEY MERGED VNE” wit “LUCIUS - HIS SONS - AND THEY WORSHIPPED HAKEEM!/ my “Staff ready to Spark”, our “soLUTION IS SOMETHING THATS MERLIN EXTREME!” while if anyone say yall makin “MOVES WIT THE PLUG?” - they must be talkin bout “comPUTERS & STUFF TO INSERT IN MACHINES!” cause see Tana "Exposed Live-Wire Only Outlet" to USE WAS THE SUBSTANCE FROM “CURRENT” ELITES! then the way Liz “Conduit was Shocking!" that was sure to “RUIN YA BUZZ” - SINCE YA “CIRCUIT WAS WEAK!” & its no secret, since we all KNEW HE'S BEEN "BUSTED" - IT “HERTZ” HIM TO READ! I guess what im trynna say is, the way you've been "Amp’d off someone else’s Groundwork” for so long, was worse than electricians following “CLUES & INSTRUCTIONS TO EARN THEIR DEGREES”!/ they call me #Death! My Charcoal Hearts Fulla “RUTHLESS - CORRUPTION - PERVERSION & GREED” so it dont matter if it’s “SUPERMAN - GRUDGE - WHETHER DIRTY OR CLEAN”, I “LOOSEN THE BUTTONS - THE SHIRT N THE SLEEVES” & “Get off on the wrong foot with ANYONE, Princess”, Like Prince Charming with a “SHOE WHEN HE’S RUNNIN IN SEARCH OF HIS QUEEN!! now you ALL know why they all say it... LOSING JUST MUST BE ALLERGIC TO ME!!/
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