Short 3-Way "Personality Battle Finale" from OM - Quick Poll Vote - Who Do We Prefer?

[House of Leaves]

I'll open:

Originally Posted by House of Leaves

Yes, perhaps it's time to rest, & reflect
Reed some words so it's memorized & easier to inflect
Tone down the weekend bing-ing; (you're)on your way to death. Lungs from weed so Bad you don'tneed to inject
Emcee's mean
Only reason I interject
Servant Journalist not here ta mediate; intercept
You cry to release your inner depth
emcee?
"jchus" wants to rap
show off fer hal0 &make up?
-w/Kung's dad!
Conceptually?; u"sucked-a-hundred-lads"
,&Did your own Rap; no Wonder it's Bad
It's only been a decade -you been stuck in Zygote's "class"
!Maybe just'be happy w/ this1 4 ever
-even though EyeWrote fast!
Already said I monopolize like ComCast. I'm calm; you're too full of bombast; maybe try winning the contest:
Like 3 ppl? -hav Streamed ur Nonsense
Maybe be cause only Half is orIginal Content
emcee Thinks he's Methodical;
calls u silly n' sloppy; what will'e say?
-when my novel sells a million copies.
Run some stairs w/ a stopwatch to measure the horsepower or "wattage"
Retire from rap@39; buy a cottage;
Lie to me. Ruthlessly -tired of your honesty...
Nail the new mixtape plz; practice & polishing
Don't let emcee log in and cypher w/ ALL OF THEM!

Originally Posted by Pharaohs Army

Typical Passive Aggression I've Passed Every Lesson
& Won't Let Your Wise-ass Trash My Legacy Or Essence
I Am A Motherfucking Open Source Of Hip Hop Progression
& Critical Feedback Which Mostly Consists of Rhetorical Questions
I'm Done Hedging; I Just SAID It; Have Fun Rapping my Dope StAnzas
Uber's Too Expensive: Here's House'a Leaves &Emcees One Way Taxi Like I Was Tony Danza
My Flow Does Damage
I Could Make An Argument I'm One Of The Greatest Amateurs
It's Nothing; I Learned It From hal0's SAnta Claus
I Openly Lie About Packing Guns For The Purpose Of Lyricism & Having Fun, But I'm Not Joking About Wholesale Drugs
Or How I Was On A 4D Plane With Visuals On An Old Red Rug
In Populous My Name Was red_ruM &I Would Teach N00bs How I Murdered These Dead Chumps
I('ll)Talk Cocky To You; Dare You To Serve Prison Time When The Lead Dumps & The Feds Come
I'll Collect Disability w/A LEG WOUND!!! Drop Another Album In The Afternoon
My Wolfpack Of Text Royalty Howls @ The Moon
My Excellency May NEVER Be Revealed:
Even In 1-2 Voter's REticent, When It's Clear i Improved
(Fer)My (1st or)SECOND-win; Subjective how the Con-cept's construed
At this point it's mundane to drop 100 bars like answer or blue...
I'm The Best In The Booth In 2023, 'til Someone Otherwise Proves
~
(emcee only ONE more for u)

Originally Posted by emcee squared

quite frankly i'm tired of bragging. make me a bagel n try not ta tagthem.
try not to be labeled as a -biting faggot. too late.
'ppears you've: drink too much kool-aid.
your mixtape won't drop because i've put cyanide in your toothpaste.
it's nice to finally have a credit card for your black n milds instead of loose change.
you're generically rambling 'bout nothing, no topicals?, SLOW NEWS DAY?! [hahaha]
HOL said "take a break"; cya tuesday.
talk a good game?/ strained/ your wrist/ masturbating/ now can't play Foose-ball.
lars is done w/ ur trash-ass - your golden goose?GONE
(i)sampled two of your new songs: glad i'll be intha studio next,
cuz u do it wrong some of your verses r too Long
can't even handle the bong so i'll eat your weed 'til it's gone
i singlehandedly crashed netcees while you sat & watched - learned ta walk like a new fawn
everyone on discord trolled you 'til you caught on and RECRUITED ME TO DROP (YOUR)BOMBS
I consult with tsun zu, fight whites (on fightnight) like shaka zulu -with the proper music (to do it). i'm the queen of funk like chaka khan
while you order hawaiian pineapple from Papa John's:
{...fuckin
...this isn't close
shut this shit down.
don't renew it, Diode}
*want more?*