AOWL SEASON XI MAGAZINE — CONTENDERS EDITION

[Frank]

A.O.W.L: Welcome Back...

...To The Netcees Coliseum. The First Orders Of Business are in store. Congratulations for making it through the first half of the Season thus far: Here at The AOWL Network Station, We're ecstatic to continue to bring you the best in writing entertainment on the World Wide Web. We've two competitors setting the precedence, greatness at different tier levels, and an overall array of excellence: all across the board, in what's shaping up be an awe inspiring chain of events leading to our first championship battle!
The competition has risen up to the challenges, convincing the disbelievers and upstaging the naysayers, week in and week out: We're forreal this time, in every sense of the word. Two Big Time Writers have made it known that they're shooting for that Championship Title this time. A World Championship has eluded these Future Hall Of Famers esteemed legacies up until, this point, on Netcees. They better watch their backs though, because there is a whole starring cast fighting for that top spot! We'll take a closer look, as we go ringside to bring you all the action! Which writers name is going to get hoisted into the Legendary AOWL Coliseum Rafters Upper Echelon? This season? We'll find out soon enough as we begin the second half of Season XI.
The Network Execs have guaranteed: to do everything in their power to see that these two legendary competitors are given an spectacular stage to write/rewrite their names in our memory banks and record books, for generations to come!!!
We here at The A.O.W.L Network promise to continue to throw, everything, and everyone, at them/you...until you have ran the gauntlet. Your job is just run through the competition.

"Do We Have A Deal?"

At the mid-way point, yeah, but don't pat yourself on the back just yet... I'll hand it to you. You've out maneuvered me: thus far! Just know I won't quit until you're Officially Tapped Out. I will not break character until I literally break you out of your comfort zone and your Interwebs Legacy breaks through the Spanish Announcer Table.

You submit. I submit.

Our backstage camera caught up with two of our biggest superstars backstage during the commercial break, ahead of of their inevitable showdown at Writers Mania Season XI from the Netcees Coliseum.

PARENTAL DISCRECTION IS ADVISED.

NEWBIEVERSE: Heyman(see what I did there?) The AOWL/WWE Universe won't stand for your retirement/smirement crap!!! Brocky, You're the backbone of our Business Model. These fans........these fans,,,,,, will eat you alive!!! Eat. Sleep. I Repeat!!!!! The AOWL/WWE UNVIERSE will keep your head on a golden (or silver?) platter!!!! IF you take your talent to Hollywood..... before fulfilling your destiny here!!!!!!! You will continue to EAT. SLEEP—WRITE: Until that World Heavy Weight Belt gets wrapped around your illustrious waist!!!!!! You dominated the GBL (MMA) but you haven't obtained thAt legendary status that accompanies a Championship Title. Don't you dare throw away everything we've worked so hard for!!!! All of those outstretched hands.......You're making a huge mistake!!!!!
Following your dreams to Hollywood???!!! If you can't make it here??? You can't make it in the real world without me........... Together I'M GOING TO MAKE YOUyou a house hold name!!!!!!!! We can conquer the Universe Together!!! Once And For All!!!We got a Championship match to make!!! Where The Hell Do You Think You're Going???? I'm warning you!!! I'll make it so you won't be able to work in this is town EVER AGAIN!!!! Wait one second: GET BACK HERE THIS INSTANCE!!! THIS IS YOUR DESTINY: I'm STILL YOUR MANAGER!!! I wan't your ass back in that locker room preparing for the big matchup after this commercial break........

SZN XI WK VII Predictions

#1 Contender Match-Up: Soule 0-0 (Vader) vs. Diablo 6-0 (HBK)

RapBattles.Com Heavy Weight Soule is back in action after a tough outing in Season 10, with back to back losses proving too much for the RapBattles Heavy Weight Champion to overcome. Soule is capable of a top post/big drop. Soule put together an impressive run on Rabattles, bodying the comp, which is no small feat. His Opponent is known there, as well, mostly for talking the most smack and backing it up more so, than any other competitor in Netcees Storied History. Known in more circles as a master troll, than a revered Topicalists: Baron Mynds "Diablo" incarnation is changing the narrative. Soule is in the Big Match based solely on his RB reputation. Can Soule make a big splash in his season debut? If he can manage to shake his opponent loose and avoid Baron Mynd's patented super kick, he might stand a chance in upsetting Diablo. Both competitors are back in the squared circle after a long hiatus. Will Baron Mynd/sral/Diablo/Clutter Buck/Etc hold onto his 18 Win Streak, Dating back a few seasons? Soul will have to find his bearings and try not to get kicked in his face AND cry about it on film afterwards. One more Victory will put Diablo A.K.A. Baron Mynd in the Top 10 Win All Time Catergory at 19! Lots riding on this one.

#1 Contender Match-Up: Bladed Thesis 1-0 (Roman Reigns) vs. Universe 6-0 (Brock Lesnar)

Bladed Thesis continues to rise up the ranks over night in seemingly dramatic fashion, becoming the heavy favorite to upset the beast incarnate for the title shot. Bladed Thesis's reign at the pinnacle of our sport, could be short lived, if Bladed Thesis's opponent returns from his retirement. Bladed Thesis should save his super punch, just incase. If Bladed Thesis can get out of the gate quick and spear head the angle/execution, the K.O Impact could easily shake up the industry that we know of. Universe is 16-1, though, (through seasons 9-11) He's taken ahold of the reigns, becoming Netcees Number 1 Contender for the Topical Crown. Universe has got a firm wrist lock on the competition, thus far. Can Bladed Thesis stun the world with a Top Tier drop? The Bladed Thesis Debut has gotten/garnered national attention. Who thinks the hungry newcomer has what it takes to overthrow the undefeated Universe? If Universe checks in, Bladed Thesis may want to save face and ctrl+alt+delete his verse before Universe hits him with an F-5 for win number 7!

XI WK VII: Master Rock 5-1 (D-Lo Brown) vs. Cereal Killer 4-2 (Gold Dust)

Could Cereal_Killa stop/prevent the inevitable downward trajectory his season is heading for? He'll need to snap out of it, in time to defend himself against a extremely determined Master Rock. If Master Rocks momentum carries over from defeating Adverse two weeks in a row: Master Rock can continue to keep a place hold on the top of the standings: with a clean victory over Cereal Killer here. Will Cereal Killer rebound and bounce back with a Big Win over the 5-1 Master Rock. Let's look for Master Rock to continue to Power Bomb his picture topics. The entire notion of Cereal Killer getting the upper hand on him is enough to make him shake his head here. Can Cereal Killa put together a curtain call performance, and shatter Master Rocks Dreams of a having a Number 1 Contender Match Next Week? We'll see!

XI WK VII: Blue Bayou 3-2 (HHH) vs. Symetrik 4-0 (Alex Wright)

Blue Bayou is a true blue blue blood from the NBL camp/stable/forum/faction/etc/ but a virtual nobody in the AOWL. Blue Bayous impact should not be understated, though, his lyricism is yet to translate to the topical side of things. A HOF pedigree writer, with a sledgehammer reputation. Time for Blue Bayou to play the game. His Opponent is a super inspired high flyer from the cruiser weight division bringing with him a great deal of momentum to this match. At 4-0, Symetrik could use a few big name victories to solidify himself amongst the light weight division. Blue Bayou will probably be attempt to make the match extremely physical, Symetrik could be out of his weight class if Blue Bayou incorporates everything in his arsenal, Symetrik should aim on keeping the bout technical and use his agility to counter any power plays. Blue Bayou has gone from an 0-2 start, to 3-2 with 3 consecutive victories, although, he's yet to beat any adversary by clean pin fall, with most of his wins coming from NS. Can NBL Hofer Blue Bayou dissmantle the Undefeated Newb Symetrik? Or is Symetrik going to continue landing dropkicks for quick count upsets.

XI WK VII: brokenhal0 3-3 (Raven)vs. Pharaohs Army 3-1 (Chris Jericho)

Brokenhal0 has fought tooth and nail to reach the 500 mark after big match up blunders in multiple main event match-ups. Brokenhal0's been DQ'ed twice. If the reckless, lawless Season 9 Champion can get it together in time for the playoffs he'll have to abide by the commissioners rules. Known for his even flow and no holds barred approach, BrokenHal0 doesn't appear broken despite all that's transpired to this point. [More DDT's, less DQ's]. His Opponent is the Lion Hearted Pharaohs Army, a sure fire with a head full of steam. A cerebral assassin breaking the walls of text down with technical proficiency. This will be a true test for both competitors. Whoever can bring the most grit and tenacity and craftsmanship, will ultimately win over the fans. The odds are in Pharaohs Army's favor due to Brokenhal0's instability. Whoever is victorious here will surely turn the tables on their opponents in the standings/power rankings. If Pharaoh Army puts BrokenHal0 in the walls of Jericho, brokenhal0 will have to resort to playing by ravens rules, to stand a chance.

XI WK VII: Scar 3-3 (Legion Of Doom) vs. Adverse (3-3) (Big Show)


This battle has potential for battle of the week written all over it. Each competitor has had a roller coaster start, picking up and wins and losses with reckless abandon. Adverse stated pre ceremoniously: that he would champ Season XI, but Adverse has suddenly went AWOL. And Scar is yet to put together anything that resembles/justifies his GBL Cult Following. Ring rust? bad booking? What's going on here? Scar should lookout for Adverse's (that's if Adverse doesn't choke) and slam the moderator giant with an elite caliber verse. Both of these competitors appear to be at there wits end: A win or loss could set the tonality for the rest of their season, right here. A crucial victory will point one of these competitors in the right direction. A loss could be insurmountable. To achieve victory, they will each have to face there toughest opponent thus far, themselves!


XI WK VII: Dope Girl 2-3 (Sasha Banks) vs. Sinacog 2-2 (Jobber/Demon)

Dope girl has taken the snide, back handed compliments and critisim in stride and finds her self right in the thick of things as the season progresses. Dope girl continues to show and prove and is hoping to continue elevating. with a much needed W over the always enigmatic: Sinacog. Sinacog finished Season 10 with a 1-8 record, at 2-2, he's already leaps and bounds better. Sinacog got slapped around by the entire season 10 roster, but has not channeled it, thus far. Could Sinacog withstand Dope girls slap heard round the world, as she continues to win over her fans with a convincing victory against Netcees most beloved heel? Sinacog will have to keep Dope girls heel off his chest? Stay tuned to see how this one plays out!

XI WK VII: Civil Rawr xD (Bobby Lashley) 2-3 vs. Eviction 1-3 (Kevin Owens)

Eviction stunned the media last week when he revealed to the AOWL: a computer generated verse courtesy of Chatbot. The posted verse sent the cogs of the AOWL machine into a temporary malfunction, causing a coverage disruption and viewership loss. Eviction admits that it doesn't have the same conviction he had last season when he "hewhosnameshallnotbementioned" had a 11-4 win/loss ratio. Reverting to trolling and antiestblishmentarism in protest of forced labor practices. That will be the first and last week Eviction will be allowed to showcase his bots technical prowess. All advanced technology will be dismissible/non permissible, from here on out. The Record Execs wiped Evictions slate clean last week, presenting him with a golden opportunity to catapult back into the competition. His opponent this week, is his ex tag team partner. Who Eviction refers to as: Zelph. A happy-go-lucky moderator with poor management skills and good intentions. Civil Rawr xD has put a personal touch on some of his recent verses that have bolstered his accountability in the topical realm. Both of these guys are introspective and that should make for an interesting read. We're interested in seeing whether Civil Raw can get a clean victory over his ex tag team partner Eviction or will Eviction pull out all the stops? If Eviciton resorts to A.I. assistance, he will be banned indefinitely until season 12 This should be a doozy.

XI WK VII: MMLP 2-3 (Marty Jannetty) vs. NYCSPITZ 1-3 (Ultimate Warrior)

MMLP is facing a lot of scrutiny from fans recently: labeling him a lackey because of his affiliation with the more successful/talented Baron Mynd. The constant comparisons have scrounged up what little motivation/inspiration MMLP has left in the tank. And he'll need every ounce of integrity/perseverance, if he wants to get out of this Battle with NYCSPITZ, unscathed. Will he Show Face? NYCSPITZ is yet to put together a gut wrenching performance, the AOWL Universe is srs questioning his lack of resolve and we've chalked it up to a money matter. NYCSPITZ requested a bigger contract/more prize money. Both competitors are facing an inner struggle and there grip and footing are slipping. Whoever breaks out of their slump will absolutely keep the edge through the remainder of the season.


XI WK VII: Dominate 0-2 (Jobber) vs. dead man 0-0 (Sting)

Dominate's fall from grace is one of the better storylines of season XI. After dropping the competition left and right in season 10: Dominate has disappeared from the lime light. Once a prime time talent: Dominates cred has diminished significantly over the course of the year. Not too long ago: Dominate was poised to become the poster boy of Netcees after two deep playoff runs simultaneously in both leagues. The questionably and controversial NBL Finals outcome has had a dominoes affect on Dominates status amongst the best of the best. No-Showing through the first half of the season and topical finals? Now only time will tell if Dominate can capitalize on the benefit of the doubt, in the second half of the season, just like he did the first half of Season X. Stranger things have happened. Dominates opponent is a dominate figure in the rafters. Dead man appears disinterested in adding upon his accolades a another landmark. On par historically, dead mans AOWL tenures typically unfold just like this season has. Will Blacketh arrive fashionably late, clean house, on another championship run? Now at the half way point, only time will tell if dead man or Dominate can put together a remarkably memorable run or will they continue to hide in the shadows of the rafters? A must win match up. Another No-Show and the network will have no choice but to cancel there season, indefinitely and respectfully.


XI WK VII: Mike Wrecka 0-0 (John Cena) vs. Witty 0-0 (Rowdy Piper)

There's been multiple sightings of Mike Wrecka and Witty backstage. Mike Wrecka and Witty have yet to regain their confidence after both competitors were checked in their last outings. Mike returned to the AOWL recently after a few seasons off the grid. A one time AOWL advocate: Let it be known, Mike Wreckas silence means he's merely unwilling or unable to do what's right for our business. If Mike Wrecka shows up, he'll have to outwit the fox with over 10,000 posts and a couple dozen verses, to boot. Time will tell if Witty can drop the mic antics and square up without a moments notice: This will have all the right elements to make this a battle for the ages. Again, there have been numerous sightings of both of these gentleman backstage. We'll see who has the fortitude once the lights go up!

XI WK VII: Frank 0-1 (The Rock) vs. Quill 1-2 (Kurt Angle)

Quill gets an opportunity here to prove to the AOWL Faithful, that he's not just some quitter when he faces off with Frank. Quill hasn't logged in since Diablo dogged him out. Quill has good angles, can he lock in the focus and rematch Baron Mynd down the line for a titleshot? Franky is coming off an uneventful loss against the now number 1 contender and has signed himself back in to attempt another run at the title shot. BOTW CONTENDER, to say the least.

SZN XI Power-Rankings

1. Universe[6-0]
Defeated Veritas (NS), Scar (5-1), Frank (5-2), Pent uP (NS), Brokenhal0 (3-1), Eviction (5-0)
2. Diablo [6-0]
Defeated Soule (NS), Quill (5-2), Brokenhalo (6-0 shutout), Eviction (NS), MMLP (6-0 shutout), Scar (NS)
3. Master Rock [5-1]
Defeated Civil Raw xD (NS), Eviction (NS), Pharaohs Army (3-1), Adverse 2x (NS)
4. Symetrik [4-0]
Defeated Pharaohs Army (TIE), Brokenhal0 (D.Q) NYCSPITZ (5-0), Cereal (3-0)
5. brokenhal0 [3-3]
Defeated Eviction (5-0), Blue Bayou (NS), Quill (NS)

6.Cereal Killer

[4-2]
Defeated Sinacog (3-0), Dope girl (6-0), Civil Rawr xD, (3-0), Dominate (NS),
7. Scar [3-3]
Defeated Dominate (NS), Quill (NS), Cereal (4-0)
8. Adverse [3-3]
Defeated Mike Wrecka (NS), Mr. J (NS), NYCSPITZ (NS)
9. Dope girl (2-3)

Defeated Civil Rawr xD (3-1), dead man (NS)
10. Frank [0-1]