Answer vs Dave - DAVE WINS

[Dominate]

BOTW here I think.

No one’s fooled when you flex. & For someone who spends so much time flowing
He’s the Alec Baldwin of text - if he ever actually gets props it’ll be mind blowing
Heh, pretty good. He does actually get a lot of props for text battling though, would have been a stronger/more personal punch if you set this up to be about his live battles or comedy. I still fuck with it as a generic.
Second in the power rankings but sure, he oughtta be, yo
This the ‘stand alone’ league and that’s all he does at his comedy shows
My first reaction was "ooooooft!", then I had the same problem with it that another voter mentioned - comedians are supposed to be standing alone while they perform. Then I thought maybe you meant it like he doesn't pull an audience - like he's alone in the room... but bottom line is I'm not totally clear on it. I think this was a killer concept but just not quite executed how it needed to be
He’s either ignored or they sighing and yo I applaud him for trying
But He could be on the bill at astroworld and wouldn’t have an audience dying
It'd be meh as a generic but with the personal angle it's a decent hit
N If I call my shooters its fatality, they poppin this bitch
8k on his head send him to a new reality like oculus rift
Woooo fire. Haven't seen either the 8k or new reality wp before. This was prob lotb for me
I saw your grocery list gimmick but really the reaction to shit was negligible
They weren’t impressed they just had to check that you had actually listed vegetables
LMAO yeah I like that
& You can write what you want I’m not the type to just front
And I couldn’t Give a fuck if abortion’s illegal, I’ll still snatch the life from this cunt
OK as a current event line




that dave kid's so sick til I pop up dabbin on em til the bingo hit
soon as my round drops it takes you down a few pegs like a plinko chip
Yep pretty good. I'm guessing this is a bar you wrote for a live battle. "My round drops" makes more sense in that context. Here it can be part of the gun talk but shooting someone does more than take them down a few pegs lol. I'm nitpicking. This is good.
veteran packing heat
pop a llama, like a pinata.. when the shit fall u better be ready to grab a piece
"when the shit fall" I'm not 100% with. It doesn't not work, just a bit iffy on the wording. Creative flip though. Maybe "when the shit drops" or "when shit falls out". idk.
hollows or metal jackets, my TEC can fit the bullet
hidden bookshelves.. something's inside a case that'll make an entrance when I pull it
Yeah dope
u act up & the p320 can adapt to that
deadbeat dad, if I tell you I'ma go get the sigs there ain't no coming back from that
Cashius had a similar line against Hush but "no coming back from that" is fresh with this.
shotgun, let's get it poppin
good will hunting, the kid w/ a mop & a sweeper ready to work out any problem
Cool. More of a self personal flex than a diss though
we know u don't fire rounds queer
bermuda triangle, come thru w/ the chopper & find out that shit don't fly around here
Nice! Fave bar from you



OK I liked most lines from both, really good battle. I'm voting for Dave bc he had the personals vs Answer ODing on generic gun/attack bars. It wasn't really an even playing field though - Answer puts so much of his life on here and Dave gives us nothing. I did do my homework when I battled him and all I came up with was he's English. That lack of personal material plus him being quite good at this makes him the toughest opponent in the field IMO. Dave you're on notice. Divulge something interesting about yourself or else @Sharp can invent it and we will all just go along with it.

V/ Dave