Kingdom

[Universe]

Part 1: Animal

"The clearest way into the universe is through a forest wilderness." - John Muir

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It's go time bitch... If you're looking for the GOAT, I'm it
They closed my yard since I had a bear back here... no condom fit
Your whore-sis' has stable relationships? That swan song seems grim
I oughta let her rottweiler fam wonders where her body is...
Was a dog when she met me, shit; Tapeworms never hit paydirt
I left some clues for investigators then threw the rest to the gators
Guess my bow a constrictor... It's wrapping up loose ends
You aimed your heckler but never knew you had to cockatoo? Dead.
You caught-in-sex like spider webs, kids can't just stick to the script
These simpletons are mosquitoes - They 'quit' in the middle of it
Dragonflys like faulty zippers, I shut them all in this metal cage
I'd rather spit some dolphin ish than come to a dull finish any day
They say Red Bull's incredible when the energy rolls in
Guess I must be anti-rodent cuz I'll never get gerbil shit
An' I mull it over, you hippo-crits - I'm cocooning your minor mistakes
Caterpillars can change; I'd say sod off but-turf-lies in its place
One fall-can just maim; Happy as pigs in shit? That's hogwash guys
Not sure what giraffe-ter, sticking my neck out just gets me ostracized...
Herbs full of themselves over-biting, coming with that alpaca crunch
Your ass is grass, I have to laugh - You're still wondering if I'll pack a punch
It's World War Zebra... You gonna pull your badger what?
Hit tiny roadkill, I get toad still - That's how I passed the buck
One elk a mean no rations for months, your El Camino crashes in shrubs
Where bugs buzz... Hope that lyin' Siegfried you up whack little fuck
Blind squirrel attached to my nuts; Burnt cadavers get buried with vermin
Like magic stunts... I need white sheets just to carry the burden...
Barely be chirpin'; Vulture circles like ya carcass turned to a hurdle
You've been taking shit from the Gecko... Like car insurance commercials
You Iguana-be's deserve it... My corniness makes millipedes scramble
Now let it sink in 'til ya pour-piss like aquatic marine mammals
I won't panda to you anymore... Make money or you'll stand out
Like porcupine needles... and the poor-keep-eyein' me for a hand out...
I can-nary afford it right now; I'm searchin' for a sea urchin of course
So watch as I bug out like an anteater, AND teeter back n' forth
Like endangered species sanctuaries, this is my last resort
I tortoise topic up... You're shell shocked after I detached the cord
That's a booby trap, you whores; Nothing seems otter, I know
Read Catcher in the Rye? No? Why though? Libraries Charge just like those...
Now my remote won't pair-it seems, but toucan play at that game
You a moth to a flame, lame... I'm a behemoth slayer with a name
Leeches stay deciphering my daydreams, my mind has gone all crazy
The wife said, "diaper on a baby" and I thought "die piranha baby"
Ay caramba, save me; Like cattle ranchers I drive n' they steer
The desert slays peers, and I can't remember the last time it reindeer...
That ain't ferret all; Oh you broke the mold maggot, where?
Don't have to look up to me to see this-calf-folding like veal
It appears I'm in the pantheon of black panther's for no reason
You just a-rack-Ned's creepin'... like Maud Flanders on the weekend
It's open season, but the wallaby built soon over our heads
You coffin up hairballs, like every catacomb with the dead
No surprise the silence of you lambs is posing no threat
All you're meant to find is a human being alone at the end...

Let's rebuild...


Part 2: Kingdom

"As every divided kingdom falls, so every mind divided between many studies confounds and saps itself." - Leonardo da Vinci

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You were once king but couldn't earn your keep if you inherited the castle
Now this piece of shit's gassed up? Old fart, I ain't hearin' it asshole
I'm keeping watch like Ellie in Last of Us, pound boulders into stone
If you got some crown molding in your home it's now holding up my throan
You freeloading like installing demo's, I'm even making light of your clone
The only battle is with myself... My lines take on a life of their own
But good looking out like prison windows; I post here to teach all you kids
Now I'm senile as shit, no filter... I see how it is
Can't come to grips with this, you might switch in a pinch
But I'm instantly aware of the nuance like Viv on Fresh Prince
Need gun bars to fit in; Fuck it, I know how to make some impression
"Pump in ya chest like Trump's infection progressed to the lungs and nested"
Son it's endless... How can you be the best at this with no rebuttals mentioned?
Compare bars and brag, transparent garbage bags - Clearly I'm not the one ya mess with
Sweatin' bullets with a Peloton you; You say you're only hard workin'
That little white lie is heartwarming as the bullet in Tony Stark's sternum
I'm spellbinding as cursive, you The BFG with a Big Fuckin' Gun
But like James and the Giant Peach, you're too small for the fuzz
I think The Enormous Crocodile ate my Uncle Oswald for lunch
Honestly son, I'm blowing up like Charlie with his chocolate and gum
Goin' out of character like what Matilda and Willy Wonka become
What I'm trying to say is... I'm every artist Roald Dahl into one...
Not a mistake 'til you refuse to correct it, I'll fix one now just for fun
I'm layin' waste to you... It's no wonder you're down in the dumps
Otherworldly remastered, throw a Patch Adam like Robin Williams man
I'm going out on a limb on the mend, just to see how limber I am
Timberrrrr in the end... I left my constituents in stitches again
Rippin' this thread 'til you don't know that your skin has just bled
Of course I'll need all hands on deck like a Ouija board por favor
I'm hung up on the fact you're still intact like posters in college dorms
It's like they're Ferrari vs. Ford - For our reverse is forward
Now ya rear-in to go like the getaway driver of a perfect score
Beating me is highway robbery, dork; After one bout you get lost
A few choice adjectives later, voice activation - I doubt you'll press on
Assault each line; I got that elusive flow, but delivery's hardest
And batteries not included... So don't get me started
You're dearly departed; I'm watching my daughter takin' flight
It's like I'm suicidal in jail for life - I just wanna razor right
I'll keep you in the dark by getting to see antiquated lights
Alaska sun cycles - The difference between us is day and night
Copy & paste my Hall of Names - The challenge is to find all the classics
Until you hung from the rafters like lifejackets in white water rapids
Pipe dreams? You sightseeing; You got it twisted like lathes you use
Don't know if I'm getting rave reviews or I'm gettin' graves exhumed
It's all gravy, dude; But you're still a royal pain in the caboose
I scour netcees and see zero G's like anti gravity chamber rooms
Needless to say you need less to say... We are all under one stable roof
But my Kingdom for a horse...?

Does that seem like a fair trade to you?

;)