WEEK 6: Zuch 5-0 VS Blue Bayou 5-0 60 LINES / CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH BLUE WINS

sral · 11-14-2020, 04:53 AM

[QUOTE=Zuch;792245]I'm a demon maulin' this mark..
So if you seen Devils Advocate, you KNOW this is a jog in the park.- Rudge1

Listen Ryan, you’re really a bit past prime
If I’m digging’ your style, it’s to bury it in a different place than I did last time

Cool

You claim you fathered my child, that’s a perfect bet
Meanwhile, your wife is doublin’ down on her birth control like it’s Percocet

lol

You’ve BEEN trying to have a kid, secret’s out
Wife holds that sad load in her cervix, turtle walks to the toilet and queefs it out

nice visual punch here

She LOVES the peloton, I get why you let her run that
Cause If you bought her an actual bike she would hop on that bitch and never come back

lmao

We know you want to fuck my girl, it made me wonder man
Until I saw your girl on the gram, no filter, and well, now I understand

lol

My career is a life of sin, Zuch is gunnin’ hard believe
Blue’s career is also a life of Sin... acog battles in the BA going a hundred bars a piece

rarely see these ellipsis type punches these days. throwback for sure

On his tombstone I’ll give dude a bit of credit to start
“Here lies Blue Bayou, he did his style just a little better than Barc”

the blasphemy

That’s your legacy, every topic you hit is shifted
Top tier for 12 years, the same 12 years we forgot that this shit existed

yooooo TRUTH to it tho

Nice accomps! Looks like this kid is the top feared!
You love UPN, which is ironic since you haven’t won shit since we got here

nice

You ain’t worth a ransom, but I’m still hittin’ with ALL shots
Marker on your head? That’s just your mom trying to fill in the bald spots

lmao

Empty clips on the dome of the most ungodliest creature
Calm down, this ain’t the same hair-pin trigger from your Bosley procedure

cool follow up

When it comes to girls, all you do is get ‘em to scoff
Sex with women is like the Summer Classic, you never in your life finished one off

yep

Will you lose to me again? Well, these are some deadly times
The answer is in this thread, no not THAT Answer, you already lost to him 7 times

love it

With baldness like his, do NOT tell me this guy’s clever
Speaking of short clips, giving you a fade would be like the funniest Vine ever

lmao is Vine still a thing?

That hairline deserves an ESPY, Stuart Scott has the plaque drawn
Chris Berman once described it as “back back back back.. gone”

lol jokes

Your losses need multiple hands, two dozen’s enough
My losses? You can count on these two fingers, like your wife does to get off

worded real clean

I don’t stack old wordplays, that’s the class way for Blue
He’s dumping the whole notepad out on this one like it’s the last day of school

yep

I roll with killers like DC, spread like the touch of a disease
You ain’t snipe SHIT, even though you work out the trunk of a Caprice

okay

Hairline is breaking BAD, bangs are beggin’ to fit
Forehead so desolate I could park an RV and cook meth on that bitch

lmao nice visual punch again here

I got foreign guns, take a single step and ya gone
This Spanish Armada take the top of like Veronica Vaughn

Lol

Since ‘01, what I’m preaching to this guy’s sick
You DO have top shelf potential Ryan, but good luck reaching it at five-six

i fuck with it

You contribute nothing to this world, don’t mean to mud up ya spot
If Mankind is proud of anything, it’s for the stuff you’ve done with a sock

funny concept

You ain’t a creator, NO way you can stay hot with me
You’re about as tall as Stanley Kubrick, and that forehead is a Space Odyssey

okay

These are impact statements, don’t forget this lesson homie
Any impact statement you make on me comes in the form of victim testimony

good idea

I stay between a bitch legs, I ain’t shook with the nonsense
‘Muff diving’ to you is hitting his archives lookin’ for concepts

liked this too, varied the angle of attack

Dissin’ my fam, but still can’t come with a sick punch
Go ahead and fuck Jamie my guy, I’ve been trying to dump her for 6 months

ouch

You’ll do anything for respect, my crew stays with the favors
Just because you dress like Mr. Rogers doesn’t make you a Neighbor

okay

This is rape, we know that spitting truth is hard
Ajax is gonna come in here to vote and end up giving you his card

very nice

This verse was tailored just for you, watch the paradox shift
Homemade BANGER, I’m on my Boston Marathon shit

kinda braggadocio swag to it but I liked

Mangled at the finish line, fans scream with no interruption
Body is Chess Club, people see it and barely notice a function

cool

11-14-2020, 04:53 AM	#10
sral LARSLARSLARSLARSLARS Join Date: Aug 2014 Location: CRUMPETVILLE Posts: 8,605 Battle Record: 28-3 Champed - Gimmick Battle League - The Winter Topical - Topical Martyrs - Lime Green Poetry Association - Lyric Olympics - Art of Writing League - Guerrilla Writing League (2x) - Black August II Rep Power: 85899396	[QUOTE=Zuch;792245]I'm a demon maulin' this mark.. So if you seen Devils Advocate, you KNOW this is a jog in the park.- Rudge1 Listen Ryan, you’re really a bit past prime If I’m digging’ your style, it’s to bury it in a different place than I did last time Cool You claim you fathered my child, that’s a perfect bet Meanwhile, your wife is doublin’ down on her birth control like it’s Percocet lol You’ve BEEN trying to have a kid, secret’s out Wife holds that sad load in her cervix, turtle walks to the toilet and queefs it out nice visual punch here She LOVES the peloton, I get why you let her run that Cause If you bought her an actual bike she would hop on that bitch and never come back lmao We know you want to fuck my girl, it made me wonder man Until I saw your girl on the gram, no filter, and well, now I understand lol My career is a life of sin, Zuch is gunnin’ hard believe Blue’s career is also a life of Sin... acog battles in the BA going a hundred bars a piece rarely see these ellipsis type punches these days. throwback for sure On his tombstone I’ll give dude a bit of credit to start “Here lies Blue Bayou, he did his style just a little better than Barc” the blasphemy That’s your legacy, every topic you hit is shifted Top tier for 12 years, the same 12 years we forgot that this shit existed yooooo TRUTH to it tho Nice accomps! Looks like this kid is the top feared! You love UPN, which is ironic since you haven’t won shit since we got here nice You ain’t worth a ransom, but I’m still hittin’ with ALL shots Marker on your head? That’s just your mom trying to fill in the bald spots lmao Empty clips on the dome of the most ungodliest creature Calm down, this ain’t the same hair-pin trigger from your Bosley procedure cool follow up When it comes to girls, all you do is get ‘em to scoff Sex with women is like the Summer Classic, you never in your life finished one off yep Will you lose to me again? Well, these are some deadly times The answer is in this thread, no not THAT Answer, you already lost to him 7 times love it With baldness like his, do NOT tell me this guy’s clever Speaking of short clips, giving you a fade would be like the funniest Vine ever lmao is Vine still a thing? That hairline deserves an ESPY, Stuart Scott has the plaque drawn Chris Berman once described it as “back back back back.. gone” lol jokes Your losses need multiple hands, two dozen’s enough My losses? You can count on these two fingers, like your wife does to get off worded real clean I don’t stack old wordplays, that’s the class way for Blue He’s dumping the whole notepad out on this one like it’s the last day of school yep I roll with killers like DC, spread like the touch of a disease You ain’t snipe SHIT, even though you work out the trunk of a Caprice okay Hairline is breaking BAD, bangs are beggin’ to fit Forehead so desolate I could park an RV and cook meth on that bitch lmao nice visual punch again here I got foreign guns, take a single step and ya gone This Spanish Armada take the top of like Veronica Vaughn Lol Since ‘01, what I’m preaching to this guy’s sick You DO have top shelf potential Ryan, but good luck reaching it at five-six i fuck with it You contribute nothing to this world, don’t mean to mud up ya spot If Mankind is proud of anything, it’s for the stuff you’ve done with a sock funny concept You ain’t a creator, NO way you can stay hot with me You’re about as tall as Stanley Kubrick, and that forehead is a Space Odyssey okay These are impact statements, don’t forget this lesson homie Any impact statement you make on me comes in the form of victim testimony good idea I stay between a bitch legs, I ain’t shook with the nonsense ‘Muff diving’ to you is hitting his archives lookin’ for concepts liked this too, varied the angle of attack Dissin’ my fam, but still can’t come with a sick punch Go ahead and fuck Jamie my guy, I’ve been trying to dump her for 6 months ouch You’ll do anything for respect, my crew stays with the favors Just because you dress like Mr. Rogers doesn’t make you a Neighbor okay This is rape, we know that spitting truth is hard Ajax is gonna come in here to vote and end up giving you his card very nice This verse was tailored just for you, watch the paradox shift Homemade BANGER, I’m on my Boston Marathon shit kinda braggadocio swag to it but I liked Mangled at the finish line, fans scream with no interruption Body is Chess Club, people see it and barely notice a function cool __________________ - Netcees Rebuttal Tourney - Art of Writing League (x 4) - AOWL Season 11 Champion (Undefeated Season)