Roadkill

Universe · 09-18-2020, 01:30 AM

"The highway of life was littered with the roadkill of those who didn't know when to change lanes." - Karen White

......

A cheater for life. I'd rather escape by the skin of my teeth, over bite
Allocate your weakness? Please, I'll locate your weakness tonight
Dog I'll stand in front of large groups and call you the police of this site
Cuz when I read them your writes they're all the ones people dislike
You're a comedian, right? I'm the drive 'em off the median type
It's a homeless bum on a soapbox versus incoming meteorites
All you do is critique out of spite... Breaking new ground is harder
So I'll need an Alter-Rain Vehicle like Native dances for starters
This terrain is awkward, but I still met up with a training partner...
Who's like watching paint dry surrounded by Mediterranean artwork
"Stilted wordplay”? YOU Sir Come Sized Up, I chopped off your dick (How's that?)
Like Darth Vader to Skywalker the way I cut off ya Force Kin
Your whole schtick is bitchin' behind bars; Orange is the New Black
No difference in balls or in jizz... but that's what this newb lacks (eunuch verse)
Eŋg I'm looking at you... Crapping on 'How to Textcee' was quite the struggle
You crying uncle, I'm just sharing my Ex per tease like a cuckold
I'm above you geek, AND too deep man... but that's a unique handle
So keep playing hide n' Seek, K? Like Netflix after the Louis scandal
You tickle me, Emo... I'll fuck up fake Sid Vicious in the hook as well
Isn't it Tickle Me Elmo? It is, but by mentioning you I already took the L
You're God awful, got-all-full of yourself and showed your temper, nerd
Don't mess with those who are better - the rule of thumb like Roman emperors
Eŋg doesn't stand for English? Word. We can't even have a conversation
Nyquil? I'll be nodding off for days the way I'm a body Language
Probably still stuck in your momma's basement, I bet you're a little pissed
Sorry that's just the impression I'm under... How's THAT for "derivative"?
This is your pink slip, Eŋg... But let's face it, no one will even care
Cuz you've dropped about 4 rhymes in your entire netcees career
And you're right dude, I haven't read them; I ignored every word spewed
You're just out of my purview... and per view I can tell you a perv, ew
I don't have to unearth a 'rhyme capsule' to get some dirt on you
If it's not for your smart ass replies no one would've ever heard of you
I’m anxious for Legal Proof that this faggot even grasps the basics
Guess y'all can call me Goliath the way I'm chasing Affidavits...
Asked this kid to answer my battle call, good God he looked soft
Opportunity knocked... left a flaming bag on his doorstep then took off
You shook dog, it's a fact, like Tommy Lee Jones in Men in Black
A young Buck but you Average Doe… another deer in headlights, gassed
So when I Commandeer your Vehicle I'll put the pedal to the metal fast
Windshield cracked, fix the glass? No one Fawns over your pathetic ass
Quick impact; Taxidermist, use this Thread after your neck is snapped
So even though this Diss-Mantled you...

I'm still wondering where your head is at...

Splat.

09-18-2020, 01:30 AM	#1
Universe Everything's Connected Join Date: Nov 2017 Location: Niagara Falls, Canada Posts: 1,001 Battle Record: 19-8 Champed - Guerrilla Writing League(2x) - GWL Picture challenge(2x) - Art of Writing League Rep Power: 10178706	Roadkill "The highway of life was littered with the roadkill of those who didn't know when to change lanes." - Karen White ...... A cheater for life. I'd rather escape by the skin of my teeth, over bite Allocate your weakness? Please, I'll locate your weakness tonight Dog I'll stand in front of large groups and call you the police of this site Cuz when I read them your writes they're all the ones people dislike You're a comedian, right? I'm the drive 'em off the median type It's a homeless bum on a soapbox versus incoming meteorites All you do is critique out of spite... Breaking new ground is harder So I'll need an Alter-Rain Vehicle like Native dances for starters This terrain is awkward, but I still met up with a training partner... Who's like watching paint dry surrounded by Mediterranean artwork "Stilted wordplay”? YOU Sir Come Sized Up, I chopped off your dick (How's that?) Like Darth Vader to Skywalker the way I cut off ya Force Kin Your whole schtick is bitchin' behind bars; Orange is the New Black No difference in balls or in jizz... but that's what this newb lacks (eunuch verse) Eŋg I'm looking at you... Crapping on 'How to Textcee' was quite the struggle You crying uncle, I'm just sharing my Ex per tease like a cuckold I'm above you geek, AND too deep man... but that's a unique handle So keep playing hide n' Seek, K? Like Netflix after the Louis scandal You tickle me, Emo... I'll fuck up fake Sid Vicious in the hook as well Isn't it Tickle Me Elmo? It is, but by mentioning you I already took the L You're God awful, got-all-full of yourself and showed your temper, nerd Don't mess with those who are better - the rule of thumb like Roman emperors Eŋg doesn't stand for English? Word. We can't even have a conversation Nyquil? I'll be nodding off for days the way I'm a body Language Probably still stuck in your momma's basement, I bet you're a little pissed Sorry that's just the impression I'm under... How's THAT for "derivative"? This is your pink slip, Eŋg... But let's face it, no one will even care Cuz you've dropped about 4 rhymes in your entire netcees career And you're right dude, I haven't read them; I ignored every word spewed You're just out of my purview... and per view I can tell you a perv, ew I don't have to unearth a 'rhyme capsule' to get some dirt on you If it's not for your smart ass replies no one would've ever heard of you I’m anxious for Legal Proof that this faggot even grasps the basics Guess y'all can call me Goliath the way I'm chasing Affidavits... Asked this kid to answer my battle call, good God he looked soft Opportunity knocked... left a flaming bag on his doorstep then took off You shook dog, it's a fact, like Tommy Lee Jones in Men in Black A young Buck but you Average Doe… another deer in headlights, gassed So when I Commandeer your Vehicle I'll put the pedal to the metal fast Windshield cracked, fix the glass? No one Fawns over your pathetic ass Quick impact; Taxidermist, use this Thread after your neck is snapped So even though this Diss-Mantled you... I'm still wondering where your head is at... Splat. __________________ ..Passed the Present and Future..