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obsessed
Join Date: Nov 2013
Location: fucka idiyote
Posts: 5,709
Battle Record: Faggot-1
Accomplishments - can recite entirety of shrek 2
Champed - tangoed with spider man behind scenes in spider-man 2
- was candidate for gerber baby 3x
- smush parker like bb comment on instagram saying "u fucka suck idiyote"
- smush beer on head and didn't cry
- parallel parked in between 2 ferrari's in tonky truck once
- when saying pledge of allegiance i said "i don't" lmao deadass bb satan
- won tshirt from taco bell saying "taco cat" is the same backwards for filling out 500 surveys in a
- neighbor house caught on fire i call FIRE department and saved lives, was in newspaper
- set neighbor house on fire lmao
- fuck neighbor husband and wife
- first fish caught resembled david ortiz
- colin kaepernick
- related to genghis khan
- elected assistant to the vice president assistant to the president for regional chess club
- never lost game of hide and seek
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they’re
psychoanalyzing my pride. I’m ignoring the obvious a war vet with ear plugs on the fourth of july you’re that pyrotechnic glow on my mind this memoir a token of antisocial expression our vermillion bond, was anecdotal at best demoralizing. you’ll only ever see it as a victimless crime siphoning bits and pieces of our symphony’s chime sitting in my oval office with petitions to sign writhing in, inconsistency, not filling in shoes fit to size concealing true entities. revealing my shrine the answers rhetorical, when i ask who am i? enough of the superstition. my existential crisis to feel like i kiss your iris, everytime i think your eyelids |
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