Week 5 Championship Match: Cashius (4-0) vs. Neighbor (3-0) - NEIGH WINS

[Wanderer]

Sheesh ok let’s do this

Originally Posted by Wavy Crockett

http://www.netcees.org/showthread.php?t=11677


Have fun searching the Archives for personals ;)

Charge it to the game.. I grabbed the G19, put the chrome back in the stash.
Trust, this murder’ll be a Capital One; I switched to the plastic for Cash.
Dope
Got smoked on Prowlers in that triangle match.. nobody picked you.
Fuck a classic 3-way; you looked like the cuck in the corner w/ a handful of lotion & tissues.
Funny and a decent hit
You’re Amish & a racist? My verse could write itself w/ minimal effort.
Ironic, you hate black people when 40 acres & a mule is your literal net worth..
The rhyming of effort & net worth doesn’t sit right with me but the idea is cool
& if you got it out the mud, it was raining up in Mormon country.
So I’ma make sure this hickory tire.. & need new ones for his horse & buggy.
This is a good personal idea again, liked the wordplay, but punch kinda light
I’m stackin bodies.. another 1 shot kill on my run for the Title.
I put the Mosin-Nagant let, you bleed like ya got hit w/ one of the rifles.
It’s ok
Far as punches between us? I’m sick w/ the hands.
Seat backs & tray tables fully upright’s the only time you were in position to land.
It’s ok. Played idea though
On Netcees for 8 years. No personality, pics or signs you’re a human being.
I got a hollow shell w/ “Cashius” written on it like the AI behind ya computer screen.
Yeah nice
You been here no-lifing it. Think these rounds got a time limit?
Nerd had a Fight Night w/ the wife.. & wrote 10 lines about it in 5 minutes.
Funny but it’s not really insulting him to say he can write 10 lines in 5 minutes... like that’d be kinda impressive. I know you’re tryna say he’s a nerd but We all kinda nerdy writing text bars anyway..
You’re a watered-down Bayou, hittin the archives for personals. Power trippin STILL.
We just look right through Cash to see a Blue line, but nothin you counterfeits the bill.
So so
ALL you do’s sports references. S’why we know you’re a failure.
Hope we can Canseco vids what did you in while ya jerk off to those in your trailer.
Nah

G’luck

Vs

Originally Posted by Cashius

AKA Wavy Crockett



Welcome back, Zachary...

You just randomly pop up fishing for compliments...That’s extra soft, you bitch
If we REALLY wanted you back we would’ve posted a top 10...and left you off the shit
Simple but decent personal
He’s been screaming “HOF!” ‘til his throat sore...but dude can’t fuck w/ his peers
I don’t understand why that Halls so hard to swallow...you’ve been Sucking for YEARS
Not really feeling this
The number of times this nerd raps about guns...It’s too ludacris for me to mention
Call you Inflatable Tubeman. If we see Wavy Arms...he just doing it for the attention
lol dope
Is it date rape or sex w/ a minor?! Either way...that cringe quite unusual
I dunno what drugs Zac Efron...But she’s young enough to binge High School Musical
Don’t get the wordplay
You even making a champ match makes me want to straight peel in your face
Faggot, I’m ‘levels above you’...so, it’s only right I have the Tray Ceiling your fate
Decent
Holy shit did you love the dude...to have him back this bitch would give up a limb
Had to stop voting...cuz every time ‘Beretta’ verse he was WISHING it was by him
Cool
Nothing but fake gun bars from both, bitch...Even w/ COVID I’m leavin’em wetted
Manhattan and anything NeighborRing ain’t poppin’ off...cuz they can easily Get It
Errr it’s ok
How’d you get your hair that short, bro?! Regardless...the homey gon’ be gaping
The Attachment put ‘1 to the side of your head’...now your barber ain’t the ONLY one who’s Fading
Fire
Sex life: Awkward. It always has been...Ya game was just weary to start with
It’s all laughs when Neighbor Slides in an Opening...Like Kramer in Jerry’s apartment
Decent
This comeback has been a flop. You better stop it, brother...Try!
‘Ber, please...These Return Keys make us hope you NEVER Drop Another Line
This is going over my head

So I thought capitol one and faded were the dopest lines. Great battle
overall and good shit from both. It’s a close one.. I’m going to edge this to cash for consistency. I was feeling more from his by a hair with the exception of his closer which went over my head

Vote - Cash