Vulgar, NAQ, Rawnold MacDonald, Veritas, PJK,urbandiaclect, Eviscerate, Split 8

[Sharp]

for when shit hits the fan? alright

Identity: Sharp Nine aka D-Pac Choppa
Assets: look like i understand technology; could appear to be split eight in low lighting; vocal depth that inspires more power than i actually have; wiry, compact frame capable of getting into many small places; can eat on $1 a day and sensible shopping; took a class on weather for an easy science credit; cool last name (Dragonetti)
Skills: sense of rhythm that can't be fucked with; capable of maintaining diet consisting of mostly unprocessed foods if needed; strong memory for inter-personal interactions (including instructions); capable of wooing nerdy chicks in the 4-7 range without difficulty (the new world will eventually need tech support); can run multiple consecutive <7 minute miles depending on level of fear
Other: virtually impossible to get and stay mad at; can write/play the theme music for group/situation if needed (our soundtrack will be a mighty one); open-minded; winning personality
Geographical Perspective: Have been to multiple states, Italy, austria, Germany, Switzerland and France, and soon canada