Championship: Cashius vs. Patrick {Patrick aka Swerve wins}

[Cashius]

Sent. G'luck.

I'm 3 hours away, but pretty much guaranteed to get in unless there's an influx of absolutely nots.

You obviously begged girls to like it. Your tall ass better get it right...
You'd have to crawl on your knees to get in...And that's not a reference to your height
It's a sham if he's dating a chick...No matter what this fagg0t will say
Any chick that patsy is ONLY there to cover up the fact that he's gay
This giant freak only pulls drama queens. Try to grill better hoes, dude
But even though you're obviously out of proportion...they'd STILL never blow you
Swerve took a hiatus...laid low a bit. Now you're just hopeless, prick
Dude's trying to claw back to relevancy...but couldn't even get close to Sik
This fagg0t stays on his knees. I'd hate to hear the shit you say to men
All you do is Neil Patrick...I'm starting to think that you're just as gay as him
This fake is enormous. Didn't make Knuck's SC top ten and you hating him for it...
But even if you WEREN'T a giant...you'd still never be close to making the short list