THE TRIAL OF THE GNOME MAN ADONIS

JurorNumberSeven · 08-20-2019, 08:44 PM

ALSO RENDERED AS THE "MINISCULE MAL-MASCULINE MODERATING MAVERICK" AS PER HIS OWNERSHIP RIGHTS AT BARNUM & BAILEY. @Adonis YOU ARE HEREBY SENTENCED TO LETHAL CASTRATION OF YOUR MICRO PENIS BY MEANS OF SCIMITAR...LET THE PROCEEDINGS BEGIN.

YOU ARE HEREBY CHARGED WITH THE FOLLOWING: 1)AGGRAVATED FELLATIO OF EUROPEAN 4 INCH LARS PENIS
2)INABILITY TO PASS LOGICAL EXAMS OF THE 3RD GRADE CALIBER
3)REPEATED MISSPELLINGS OF "TOO/TO" , "THERE/ THEY'RE/THEIR" ETC
4)MALFUNCTION OF A 6 FLAGS THEME PARK ROLLER COASTER DUE TO DIMINUTIVE DIMENSIONS THEREBY CAUSING THE DEATHS OF DOZENS
5)PENETRATION OF AN ENGLISH CRUMPET AND PARTICIPATION IN THE PAIN OLYMPICS ON TOR BROWSERS, MUTILATING YOUR OWN TESTICLES VIA SCALDING HOT TEA BREWED BY BARON MYND.

HOW DO YOU PLEAD???

08-20-2019, 08:44 PM	#1
JurorNumberSeven Junior Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Posts: 16 Rep Power: 204190	THE TRIAL OF THE GNOME MAN ADONIS ALSO RENDERED AS THE "MINISCULE MAL-MASCULINE MODERATING MAVERICK" AS PER HIS OWNERSHIP RIGHTS AT BARNUM & BAILEY. @Adonis YOU ARE HEREBY SENTENCED TO LETHAL CASTRATION OF YOUR MICRO PENIS BY MEANS OF SCIMITAR...LET THE PROCEEDINGS BEGIN. YOU ARE HEREBY CHARGED WITH THE FOLLOWING: 1)AGGRAVATED FELLATIO OF EUROPEAN 4 INCH LARS PENIS 2)INABILITY TO PASS LOGICAL EXAMS OF THE 3RD GRADE CALIBER 3)REPEATED MISSPELLINGS OF "TOO/TO" , "THERE/ THEY'RE/THEIR" ETC 4)MALFUNCTION OF A 6 FLAGS THEME PARK ROLLER COASTER DUE TO DIMINUTIVE DIMENSIONS THEREBY CAUSING THE DEATHS OF DOZENS 5)PENETRATION OF AN ENGLISH CRUMPET AND PARTICIPATION IN THE PAIN OLYMPICS ON TOR BROWSERS, MUTILATING YOUR OWN TESTICLES VIA SCALDING HOT TEA BREWED BY BARON MYND. HOW DO YOU PLEAD???