Meeting the GF's racist grandparents for the first time...

[Chill Phil]

We drove down to South Dakota for Father's day. Apparently her dad called his parents and told them that I'm black, but I'm a welder and a nice guy, and their great grandchild loves me. Also the grandparent's dog sitter wants to meet me too. So I have to come out and meet everyone.


We get here, and grand dad is fucking ICE grilling me. I'm uncomfortable AF. So I go sit on the back deck instead of the garage with everyone else. I'm drinking a Miller lite, my girlfriend's dad loves Miller lite too, and he copped a shit ton for both of us to drink. But I'm chillin by myself, and then a neighbor pokes his head out and sees me sitting there. He's an older white guy.

His head disappears back into the house. A few seconds go by, and then all of a sudden a Lil Wayne song starts BLASTING on the neighbor's back yard speakers. I'm geeking out cause it feels like everyone here is trying to make me feel comfortable.


I wanna go home Bros....