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"Scarecrows" (2014)
Hey, they say you were the needle in your hay day I’m a staple in this forum, we ain’t on the same page I judge a book by its cover if the author’s the same Can’t stomach my pain, you buckle under the weight Suffice it to say posting underground’s a waste Unearth rappers til they garbage floating in outer space I’ll face the music, I see-notes when taking bets And serenade ya death like Syrian children laid to rest Get it? Serin aid ya death? That’s a bit of a stretch But I’d rather pull a muscle than sit on the bench I guess I’m walking through those in hot pursuit Fucking tools, y’all just screwdrivers like prostitutes I alter time space continuums while you sang in a booth So I’m makin’ Neptunes while you make inept tunes Fans betray you then hop off the bandwagon Do combat in Spanish faggot, you lost in translation They say religion is blind so I maced a reverend I guess I’m hell bent on going straight to heaven You an internet legend? That fame can’t feel right How many people can recite ya rap name in real life? Drop boatloads of rhymes with nothing to show for ‘em So I’ll only throw you a lifeline if you postmortem (Post more them) I use brackets til I got it mastered (This pattern rescued more bars than Jon Taffer) We’ve battled before, Christ, not even in rap terms Perhaps you’re thinking it’s one AD like a half turn Now man-dating a policy just sounds a tad iffy You politically correct, a tax hiker like a grizzly Attacks hiker, get me? You got to leave the track The road to success takes you off the beaten path There’s a methadone to my madness if I take the lab A maniac fixin’ to do good like I’m breaking bad How insane is that? Well I draw on white walls So when I lash out I don’t mean above the eyeball Try to-face your fall, I’ll leave a dent in your plot Leave bodies bullet riddled, you a questionable shot Caught between a rock and hard place when y’all drop Cuz I nod off like a starving wolf with its paw caught I’m on top but deep down I’m violent as fuck Won by the skin of my teeth now I’m biting the dust Might as well cut the act like a director that yells Rappers are push-up bras, we know they flatter themselves I’m putting you under dog, give the trigger a squeeze When I say money talks it’s just a figure of speech Evening odds all day, I will banish the human race So chalk full of lines I can vanish without a trace Made my last ditch effort infiltrate Satan’s dungeon Dragged in heaven’s gates, I’m a gateway drug bitch I got an air of superiority, medicate the lungs quick Fuck rap, you so gassed I can’t even say you toxic If y’all sick I control the weather you’re under Whether lightning or thunder I’m low key like Thor’s brother Being the ninth world wonder means I don’t exist I usually telegraph my punches, this time I phoned it in “Stupidity’s a talent for misconception”, that’s a quote Credit goes to Edgar Allen Poe, how apropos Now everyone is ravin’ about my last two posts Not knowing I just recycled some old trash I wrote I chose fresh concepts but the best were canned What good is a shelter if the bombs never land? If I pull a rabbit from a hat it’s no magic act I’m just a creature of habit with no habitat All these buffalo bills got me cutting back So I wait with bated breath before I shut my trap Hip hop bumps ya tracks but when fronted cash… I’ll bet you go pop like it’s plastic bubble wrap So keep this under wraps like a boxer’s hand This is not channel surfing, this is On Demand Go with the flow? Going mainstream is not the plan I’ll lie in a sea of emcees til I reach the promise land Number one in my field, who’s the second around? No one, on the real, like a projection countdown So laugh out loud asshole, we know rap is a joke Show’s over scarecrows, go back-to-your-posts…
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